Friday, April 29, 2005

Slackers

Feast or famine, kids. We can't always spoil you. Le Bean is off sealing a multi million dollar, three picture deal, while I'm up to my eyeballs in court crap. Trying to save Michael Jackson from being tossed in the slammer with only his pajamas and a bar of soap is not easy. So forgive us, and next week we'll even toss in a link or two to keep you quiet.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fave brand and type of gum? Orbit Spearmint..but I have a soft spot for Bubbiliscious Strawberry and Bazooka plain and sour apple
2. Who would you set Aniston up on a date with?Billy Bob Thornton
3. Wine or beer? Wine
4. What brand/type (of said alcoholic bevs.)?Chardonnay or a nice Shiraz
5. Fave Sci-fi movie? Does the Empire Stikes back count?
6. Broken any limbs? what and how?No But toree cartillage in my knee
7. Porn-dirty or necessary?Necessary
8. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Corky from "Life Goes On", Gary Coleman, or Screech from SBTBell?
C:Corky
F:Screech
M:gary Coleman
9. Fave trashy mag? People
10. 7up or Sprite? 7 UP
11. Beach bums: favorite beach? Newcomb Hollow in welfleet Cape cod
12. Ugliest celebrity?Joan Rivers
13. Do you play the lottery?No
14. Brand of Deodorant?Degree
15. Biggest regret so far?Never taking Piano Lessons
16. If you were to write a fortune for a fortune cookie, what would it say? TAKE PIANO LESSONS
17. Fave drink from Starbucks? Iced Skim White Chocolate Mocha
18. What one posession could you not live without?Cell Phone
19. Fave anorexic actress? Sarah Jessica Parker
20. The one sweet/dessert you will never give up? Entemanns Chocolate chip cookies
21. Favorite childhood outfit? 2 piece Sailor suit
22. Chest Hair on a man: Sexy or Ewww? Just the right amount gives me a woody
23. Fave sports flick? Field of Dreams
24. How often do you read your horoscope? As often as I can
25. Where are you going on vacation this summer? Orlando, Cassis, and Provincetown WOO HOO
26. If you were arrested, what would the crime/charge be? Public indecency
27. Favorite Celebrity couple? Babs and Brolin
28. Dog or cat? Both
29. Last book you read?
30. Hottest athlete?
31. Ugliest celebrity? Still Joan rivers
32. Favorite form of communication means? I dunno
33. Whay kind of condoms do you (or your man) wear? Aww shit Robbie's a barebacker
34. Birds as pets-yay or nay?NAY
35. Favorite period of American history? 1940's
36. Would you ever eat Rocky Mountain Oysters? NO
37. Tom Hanks-like him, or shoot him? Like him
38. What American city (other than the one you live in), would you live in if forced to move? San Diego or Austin
39. Who is your muse? My friend Michael Holland
40. How much money would it take for you to sit in a jacuzzi filled with shit for 10 mins? 300 Million
41. Fave Horror movie? Exorcist or Silence of the Lambs
42. Discuss the possible reasons Scotty "the Body" (HA!) is STILL on American Idol...Middle America is identifying with the good ole boy aspects of him..as they are the largest voting population (Hello 2004 election?),...also I think people are purposely voting against Simon.
43. Did you ever play any sports? what? Baseball
44. Entertainment Tonight, The Insider, or Acess Hollywood? ET
45.What is your typical breakfast? Coffee and a donut
46. What's your sign?SCORPIO
47. How often do you really floss? Really ..like once a week
48. The best meal you cook? BAcon and Eggs
49. Would you run a marathon? NO
50. We haven't had a young star tragically die in a while...who would you pick, and how?
Britney..being thrown out of a bar in New Orleans, by her husband

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fave brand and type of gum? Orbit Spearmint..but I have a soft spot for Bubbiliscious Strawberry and Bazooka plain and sour apple
2. Who would you set Aniston up on a date with?Billy Bob Thornton
3. Wine or beer? Wine
4. What brand/type (of said alcoholic bevs.)?Chardonnay or a nice Shiraz
5. Fave Sci-fi movie? Does the Empire Stikes back count?
6. Broken any limbs? what and how?No But toree cartillage in my knee
7. Porn-dirty or necessary?Necessary
8. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Corky from "Life Goes On", Gary Coleman, or Screech from SBTBell?
C:Corky
F:Screech
M:gary Coleman
9. Fave trashy mag? People
10. 7up or Sprite? 7 UP
11. Beach bums: favorite beach? Newcomb Hollow in welfleet Cape cod
12. Ugliest celebrity?Joan Rivers
13. Do you play the lottery?No
14. Brand of Deodorant?Degree
15. Biggest regret so far?Never taking Piano Lessons
16. If you were to write a fortune for a fortune cookie, what would it say? TAKE PIANO LESSONS
17. Fave drink from Starbucks? Iced Skim White Chocolate Mocha
18. What one posession could you not live without?Cell Phone
19. Fave anorexic actress? Sarah Jessica Parker
20. The one sweet/dessert you will never give up? Entemanns Chocolate chip cookies
21. Favorite childhood outfit? 2 piece Sailor suit
22. Chest Hair on a man: Sexy or Ewww? Just the right amount gives me a woody
23. Fave sports flick? Field of Dreams
24. How often do you read your horoscope? As often as I can
25. Where are you going on vacation this summer? Orlando, Cassis, and Provincetown WOO HOO
26. If you were arrested, what would the crime/charge be? Public indecency
27. Favorite Celebrity couple? Babs and Brolin
28. Dog or cat? Both
29. Last book you read?
30. Hottest athlete?
31. Ugliest celebrity? Still Joan rivers
32. Favorite form of communication means? I dunno
33. Whay kind of condoms do you (or your man) wear? Aww shit Robbie's a barebacker
34. Birds as pets-yay or nay?NAY
35. Favorite period of American history? 1940's
36. Would you ever eat Rocky Mountain Oysters? NO
37. Tom Hanks-like him, or shoot him? Like him
38. What American city (other than the one you live in), would you live in if forced to move? San Diego or Austin
39. Who is your muse? My friend Michael Holland
40. How much money would it take for you to sit in a jacuzzi filled with shit for 10 mins? 300 Million
41. Fave Horror movie? Exorcist or Silence of the Lambs
42. Discuss the possible reasons Scotty "the Body" (HA!) is STILL on American Idol...Middle America is identifying with the good ole boy aspects of him..as they are the largest voting population (Hello 2004 election?),...also I think people are purposely voting against Simon.
43. Did you ever play any sports? what? Baseball
44. Entertainment Tonight, The Insider, or Acess Hollywood? ET
45.What is your typical breakfast? Coffee and a donut
46. What's your sign?SCORPIO
47. How often do you really floss? Really ..like once a week
48. The best meal you cook? BAcon and Eggs
49. Would you run a marathon? NO
50. We haven't had a young star tragically die in a while...who would you pick, and how?
Britney..being thrown out of a bar in New Orleans, by her husband

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