The Friday 50, Vol. 4
1. Brad and Angelina-love 'em, or hate 'em?
2. Do you give change to the homeless?
3. Favorite article clothing, presently?
4. Do you use mouthwash?
5. If so, what brand?
6. Fave TV show when you were a kid?
7. What are a few of your favorite things?
8. Your hidden talents?
9. What are your imperfections?
10. What is your idea of relaxing?
11. What's the most extreme thing you do to look good?
12. When do you look your best?
13. How do you manage stress?
14. What are you wearing right now?
FINISH THE PHRASES:
15. I can't imagine anything worse than...
16. My mother taught me...
17. I'm not wild about...
18. When I was younger...
19. I work out...
20. I wish I could...
21. I spend too much money on...
22. In the shower I...
23. My skin care routine...
24. I'm a natural...
25. The best treat is...
26. First think in the morning...
27. Three things I do to get ready for a party are...
28. I have the hugest...
29. I used to get teased about...
30. Sometimes I want to...
31. I used to be...
32. I feel happiest when...
33. To me, the most beautiful person is...
34. My best feature is...
35. My worst body part is...
36. What's the best compliment you've ever gotten?
37. What's your hangover cure?
38. In what ways do you take after your mother?
39. Your father?
40. Favorite childhood memory?
41. Favorite Meryl Streep movie?
42. Favorite Broadway musical?
43. What song are you singing this week?
44. What's up with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?
45. Favorite super model?
46. Favorite book?
47. How old will you be when you die?
48. Oldest person you've fucked?
49. Youngest person you've fucked?
50. Ever let anyone pee on you?
posted by Miss Lizard @ 9:41 AM
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1. Brad and Angelina-love 'em, or hate 'em? boring-it won't last
2. Do you give change to the homeless? No-I scream at them to get a job
3. Favorite article clothing, presently? my special edition levi's that are falling apart
4. Do you use mouthwash? yes
5. If so, what brand? target rip off of Listerine
6. Fave TV show when you were a kid? Wonder Woman, Chips, Magic Garden? (with the 2 hippie ladies)
7. What are a few of your favorite things? Pizza, my new cat, Wink!!
8. Your hidden talents? I can touch my tongue to my nose
9. What are your imperfections? the lower half of my body
10. What is your idea of relaxing? on a beach with a cold bev
11. What's the most extreme thing you do to look good? Electrolysis, brazilian wax
12. When do you look your best? when I have a reason to
13. How do you manage stress? i plot the many ways I would kill my boss
14. What are you wearing right now? my fave jeans, tshirt, flip flops, no makeup
FINISH THE PHRASES:
15. I can't imagine anything worse than...fucking Scott Savol
16. My mother taught me...to be a complete bitch
17. I'm not wild about...peas
18. When I was younger...I would masturbate under my bed
19. I work out...when the mood strikes me
20. I wish I could...eat whatever I want and be as thin as Nicole Richie
21. I spend too much money on...bills like electricity and phone, and not on things for myself
22. In the shower I...love using these bath salt scrub I get from the Japanese market
23. My skin care routine...is not that involved
24. I'm a natural...when it comes to pretending I'm a porn star
25. The best treat is...a massage and then massive sex from my man
26. First think in the morning...I reset the alarm clock for 15 mins. later
27. Three things I do to get ready for a party are...take a shit, put on makeup, and obsess about my outfit
28. I have the hugest...crush on Keifer Sutherland and want to have his babies
29. I used to get teased about...my supposed fondness for anal sex
30. Sometimes I want to...slap my boss across the face
31. I used to be...young and thin
32. I feel happiest when...I am with the man I love :)
33. To me, the most beautiful person is...NOT Scott Savol
34. My best feature is...my hair
35. My worst body part is...my lower half
36. What's the best compliment you've ever gotten? That I give great head
37. What's your hangover cure? B1, advil, a coke and a quarter pounder with cheese
38. In what ways do you take after your mother? I am bossy, stubborn and I look like her
39. Your father? laid back and short
40. Favorite childhood memory? sitting under the mulberry tree with a big bowl and some sugar and it was always hot and humid...
41. Favorite Meryl Streep movie? Sophie's Choice
42. Favorite Broadway musical? A Chorus Line
43. What song are you singing this week? "Since You've Been Gone" (title?)-Kelly Clarkson
44. What's up with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? EWWW..total sham. He gave her herpes
45. Favorite super model? Kate Moss
46. Favorite book? I love so many I'm blanking
47. How old will you be when you die? 88
48. Oldest person you've fucked? 36
49. Youngest person you've fucked? 22
50. Ever let anyone pee on you? Only for money and fame
1. Brad and Angelina-love 'em, or hate 'em? hate them (together)
2. Do you give change to the homeless? we don't have many homeless in Richmond. but i try if I've got some change
3. Favorite article clothing, presently? my stone color Banana Republic khakis
4. Do you use mouthwash? not really
5. If so, what brand? see above
6. Fave TV show when you were a kid? Little House on the Prairie
7. What are a few of your favorite things? my king size bed, my moccasins
8. Your hidden talents? I can bend my thumb back
9. What are your imperfections? my body
10. What is your idea of relaxing? watching TV, reading
11. What's the most extreme thing you do to look good? waxing, facials, highlights, electrolysis when needed
12. When do you look your best? when I'm working or going out
13. How do you manage stress? imagine being back in the Caribbean
14. What are you wearing right now? cute blue sweats, Princeton long-sleeved baby tee
FINISH THE PHRASES:
15. I can't imagine anything worse than... being buried alive. and fucking Scott Savol
16. My mother taught me... how to properly make a bed. and iron a shirt.
17. I'm not wild about... drunk college kids, people who pronounce "height" as "heighth", and Vern Troyer
18. When I was younger... I wanted to be a trapeze artist for the circus
19. I work out... at least 3 times a week-and hate every fucking second
20. I wish I could... have all the money in the world so I wouldn't have to worry about paying bills
21. I spend too much money on... bills and groceries
22. In the shower I... pee
23. My skin care routine... Proactiv and that's it
24. I'm a natural... dark blonde
25. The best treat is... Mom's cooking
26. First think in the morning... I reset the alarm
27. Three things I do to get ready for a party are... shower, brush teeth, pick out an outfit that'll work
28. I have the hugest... nose?
29. I used to get teased about... being skinny...and having a lot of freckles
30. Sometimes I want to... go back to childhood when everything was easy and carefree
31. I used to be... really skinny
32. I feel happiest when... I'm with my man, my cat, and my puppy
33. To me, the most beautiful person is... Brad Pitt
34. My best feature is... my ghetto booty
35. My worst body part is... ugh, the thighs
36. What's the best compliment you've ever gotten? someone voted me Nicest to Know for senior superlatives. I didn't win.
37. What's your hangover cure? god, it's been so long, I don't even remember. probably smoking a bowl.
38. In what ways do you take after your mother? love to shop!
39. Your father? laid-back, messy
40. Favorite childhood memory? playing in the backyard in the summer after dinner and catching lightning bugs
41. Favorite Meryl Streep movie? Silkwood
42. Favorite Broadway musical? Les Mis (and only this was written by a musical theater grad:)
43. What song are you singing this week? anything by Ashlee Simpson - her CD is surprisingly decent!
44. What's up with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? blech
45. Favorite super model? Christy Turlington
46. Favorite book? too many to name just one
47. How old will you be when you die? hopefully really old and in my sleep
48. Oldest person you've fucked? 40
49. Youngest person you've fucked? 19?
50. Ever let anyone pee on you? why? Should I have?
1. Brad and Angelina-love 'em, or hate 'em? Go away already!
2. Do you give change to the homeless? Yes, Doug and I gave a homeless man our leftover chicken fingers and french fries. He was very appreciative.
3. Favorite article clothing, presently? These jeans - they make my butt look great, but they're not jeans you can wear out at night - too casual
4. Do you use mouthwash? Sometimes
5. If so, what brand? Act (mint)
6. Fave TV show when you were a kid? Brady Bunch, Silver Spoons, Punky Bruster
7. What are a few of your favorite things? my pink/white blanket, kitchen aid mixer, ipod, being at the beach in the OBX
8. Your hidden talents? i don't know
9. What are your imperfections? my big butt and thighs.
10. What is your idea of relaxing? it USED to be smoking a big fat bowl (I miss you!!!), but now it's watching reruns of Sex and the City and lounging on the couch
11. What's the most extreme thing you do to look good? wax my eyebrows and legs
12. When do you look your best? when i'm dressed up for a wedding or something fancy like that
13. How do you manage stress? i bitch and moan, sometimes cry. i'm not good at handling stress as you can see.
14. What are you wearing right now?
FINISH THE PHRASES:
15. I can't imagine anything worse than...diarrhea 24/7
16. My mother taught me...always use sunscreen, and always use lotion on your hands - your hands will show your age
17. I'm not wild about...seafood
18. When I was younger...i was a shy kid
19. I work out...when pigs fly. no, but i did buy a rowing machine that i love using.
20. I wish I could...not worry so much and just enjoy life
21. I spend too much money on...lunch
22. In the shower I...get in and get out
23. My skin care routine... Proactiv is great!
24. I'm a natural...brunette
25. The best treat is...buying clothes when you get paid
26. First think in the morning... i use my inhaler
27. Three things I do to get ready for a party are... party?
28. I have the hugest... insecurity about myself
29. I used to get teased about... being chunky
30. Sometimes I want to... quit my job and leave that same day
31. I used to be... nice and thin way back in HS
32. I feel happiest when... my skin looks nice and i'm with Spider
33. To me, the most beautiful person is... someone who is confident. But Charlize is beautiful if you want to know a specific person.
34. My best feature is...my eyes
35. My worst body part is...butt, thighs
36. What's the best compliment you've ever gotten? my teacher in HS said she'd love to have my nose
37. What's your hangover cure? B1, 2 advil, and a huge glass of water
38. In what ways do you take after your mother? i like to bake
39. Your father? i'm laid back
40. Favorite childhood memory? summers outside, by the pool, riding bikes
41. Favorite Meryl Streep movie? Silkwood
42. Favorite Broadway musical? Les Mis
43. What song are you singing this week? that new Backstreet Boys song
44. What's up with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? total PR stunt
45. Favorite super model? Kristy Turlington
46. Favorite book? To Kill a Mockingbird
47. How old will you be when you die? 97
48. Oldest person you've fucked? 33
49. Youngest person you've fucked? 19, but I was 21
50. Ever let anyone pee on you? No!
1. Brad and Angelina-love 'em, or hate 'em? love ‘em; can’t wait till she dumps him
2. Do you give change to the homeless? no, I’d go fucking broke in my neighborhood if I did
3. Favorite article clothing, presently? stan smith sneakers
4. Do you use mouthwash? yes
5. If so, what brand? listerine – orange
6. Fave TV show when you were a kid? Leave it to Beaver
7. What are a few of your favorite things? car, music collection, cat
8. Your hidden talents? none, what few talents I have, I flaunt
9. What are your imperfections? procrastination
10. What is your idea of relaxing? travel-vacation
11. What's the most extreme thing you do to look good? n.a., I’m a slob
12. When do you look your best? business meetings
13. How do you manage stress? better as the years go by
14. What are you wearing right now? jeans, sneakers, t-shirt
FINISH THE PHRASES:
15. I can't imagine anything worse than... a meal of pea soup, herring and tapioca
16. My mother taught me...how to dress
17. I'm not wild about...how I dress
18. When I was younger....I had to take less painkillers
19. I work out...not enough
20. I wish I could... retire
21. I spend too much money on...eating out every meal
22. In the shower I... am a dancing fool
23. My skin care routine... overpriced shit from a rip-off beverly hills dermatologist
24. I'm a natural...born citizen
25. The best treat is... unexpected treats
26. First thing in the morning... I pee
27. Three things I do to get ready for a party are... n.a., always ready for a party
28. I have the hugest... man boobs
29. I used to get teased about...my man boobs
30. Sometimes I want to...get breast reduction surgery
31. I used to be... flat chested
32. I feel happiest when... I’m not working
33. To me, the most beautiful person is... my imaginary girlfriend, elisha cuthbert
34. My best feature is... my eyes
35. My worst body part is... my man boobs
36. What's the best compliment you've ever gotten? great tits!
37. What's your hangover cure? huevos rancheros, ginger ale and pepto bismol
38. In what ways do you take after your mother? none
39. Your father? pack rat
40. Favorite childhood memory? month long family driving vacations every year
41. Favorite Meryl Streep movie? that “the dingo ate my baby” flick
42. Favorite Broadway musical? n.a.
43. What song are you singing this week? ”Forever Lost” by The Magic Numbers
44. What's up with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? PR effort to revive boring star and hype young starlet whose movies have flopped
45. Favorite super model? ever – twiggy; current – tsunami chick
46. Favorite book? a tale of two cities
47. How old will you be when you die? 90’s hopefully, unless my mind goes earlier
48. Oldest person you've fucked? mid-30’s
49. Youngest person you've fucked? fifth amendment
50. Ever let anyone pee on you? inadvertently, Priscilla . . . . . . my cat
1. Brad and Angelina-love 'em, or hate 'em? UGH! I think poor Maddox is the next Bobbi Christina
2. Do you give change to the homeless? Rarely, but sometimes.
3. Favorite article clothing, presently? My smart khaki jacket from the Gap
4. Do you use mouthwash? when it's onhand
5. If so, what brand? Listerine
6. Fave TV show when you were a kid? You Can't Do That On Television
7. What are a few of your favorite things? Pistachio nuts, my Muppet Pillows, my Kirsten Dunst DVD's.
8. Your hidden talents? my cooking.
9. What are your imperfections? impatience, martyr complex, overeating
10. What is your idea of relaxing? lying on a patch of grass on the Hudson River at the revamped piers
11. What's the most extreme thing you do to look good? Ever done? Taken diet pills.
12. When do you look your best? right after a workout.
13. How do you manage stress? currently? working out and some yoga.
14. What are you wearing right now?
FINISH THE PHRASES:
15. I can't imagine anything worse than...finding a finger in my food
16. My mother taught me...how to land a joke.
17. I'm not wild about...cooked vegetables.
18. When I was younger...I was a great big fag.
19. I work out...five days a week...and I STILL have love handels.
20. I wish I could...get my ass in gear and make my career happen.
21. I spend too much money on...cabs
22. In the shower I...pee
23. My skin care routine...is whatever my dermatologist prescribes.
24. I'm a natural...brunette.
25. The best treat is...Almond Joy
26. First think in the morning...I make coffee.
27. Three things I do to get ready for a party are...is this party at my house? shop, cook, shower
28. I have the hugest...collection of Barbra Streisand magazines.
29. I used to get teased about...being a great big faggot.
30. Sometimes I want to...leave nyc.
31. I used to be...thin.
32. I feel happiest when...I'm thin...nah...I feel happiest with my Davey.
33. To me, the most beautiful person is...Davey...and Mark Ruffalo.
34. My best feature is...my lips.
35. My worst body part is...Tumtum
36. What's the best compliment you've ever gotten? That I was the male Sandra Bernhard.
37. What's your hangover cure? three MickeyD's hash browns and a sausage biscuit.
38. In what ways do you take after your mother? martyrdom
39. Your father? procrastination
40. Favorite childhood memory? first trip to disneyworld.
41. Favorite Meryl Streep movie? Postcards from the Edge.
42. Favorite Broadway musical? 1776
43. What song are you singing this week? Love Travels
44. What's up with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? nothing is 'up', if ya know what I mean. I mean...she's the Virgin Katie Holmes.
45. Favorite super model? Petra...bitch survived the tsunami!!!
46. Favorite book? Everything is Illuminated.
47. How old will you be when you die? 76
48. Oldest person you've fucked? 50 when I was 25.
49. Youngest person you've fucked? 20 when I was 20.
50. Ever let anyone pee on you? Why yes...yes I have.
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