Butt Dart
Ok. We weren't actually going to post this week. Bean has had a lot on his plate, being an important TV exec. and all. ME, um...well I'm just lazy. Feeling slightly juvenile (and maybe a little horny), I have decided to give you a little something for the road. For Christ sake-don't get it in my hair!
1. Do you shave your balls/manhood?
2. Have you ever used toys to enhance your sex life? If so, which one(s)?
3. Have you ever farted while having sex?
4. What's your fave position?
5. Age of the oldest person you have had sex with?
6. Age of the youngest person you have had sex with?
7. Ever use a strap on? Would you?
8. Is the person you are presently dating the best sex you've ever had?
9. Ever cheated on your partner?
10. What's more important: thickness, or length?
11. Preference: completely bare, waxed and groomed or Chewbacca?
12. Would you rather be a sex addict and poor, or impotent and rich?
13. How much money would it take for you to have sex with an animal, and what animal would it be?
14. Have you ever been with a complete stranger?
15. Have you ever been in a threesome?
16. Where's the most outrageous public place you'd had sex?
17. How many time a week do you get sex?
18. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Heidi Fleiss, George Michael, Eric Benet
C:
F:
M:
19. Would you ever let someone cum in your face?
20. Have you ever had anyone pee or shit on you?
21. Have you ever been with someone who is not circumcised?
22. Do you tend to be (or be with) a 30 sec. guy, or a marathoner?
23. What celebrity would you most like to bang?
24. Do you enjoy giving head/going down on your partner?
25. Are you a member of the mile high club?
posted by Miss Lizard @ 9:56 AM
5 Comments:
Do you shave your balls/manhood?NO
2. Have you ever used toys to enhance your sex life? If so, which one(s)? Cock Ring..I think that's it...
3. Have you ever farted while having sex?When Don't I fart..Of Course
4. What's your fave position? On Top
5. Age of the oldest person you have had sex with? I think he was 33 when I was 21
6. Age of the youngest person you have had sex with? Myself at 14
7. Ever use a strap on? Would you?I don't think so
8. Is the person you are presently dating the best sex you've ever had? at times
9. Ever cheated on your partner?Not this current one, but yes
10. What's more important: thickness, or length? Depends on what your using it for girl..I like em think though
11. Preference: completely bare, waxed and groomed or Chewbacca? Groomed
12. Would you rather be a sex addict and poor, or impotent and rich? I alrady am a sex addict and poor
13. How much money would it take for you to have sex with an animal, and what animal would it be? I don't think I could even muster up the erection for any animal
14. Have you ever been with a complete stranger? Yes
15. Have you ever been in a threesome? yes
16. Where's the most outrageous public place you'd had sex? a cab with robbie, performing for others at a sex club with a date
17. How many time a week do you get sex? at least once
18. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Heidi Fleiss, George Michael, Eric Benet
C:Heide Fleiss
F:Eric Benet
M:George Michael
19. Would you ever let someone cum in your face? Been there done that
20. Have you ever had anyone pee or shit on you?
21. Have you ever been with someone who is not circumcised?YES! YUCK!!
22. Do you tend to be (or be with) a 30 sec. guy, or a marathoner? Marathoner
23. What celebrity would you most like to bang? Mark Ruffalo
24. Do you enjoy giving head/going down on your partner? yes
25. Are you a member of the mile high club? No
1. Do you shave your balls/manhood? I believe in a nice, but subtle trim to keep it from getting swampy down there in the summer months.
2. Have you ever used toys to enhance your sex life? If so, which one(s)? Yes...my Hello, Kitty vibrator
3. Have you ever farted while having sex? I don't think so...but I know someone who has.
4. What's your fave position? Woof-woof
5. Age of the oldest person you have had sex with? 50 when I was 26.
6. Age of the youngest person you have had sex with? 20 when I was 20.
7. Ever use a strap on? Would you? No and I can't imagine why I would need to.
8. Is the person you are presently dating the best sex you've ever had? Yes...but there are some mighty close seconds.
9. Ever cheated on your partner? No.
10. What's more important: thickness, or length? Neither...shape.
11. Preference: completely bare, waxed and groomed or Chewbacca? waxed and groomed.
12. Would you rather be a sex addict and poor, or impotent and rich? aw jesus...well...i'm poor and have great sex...i'll keep the status quo.
13. How much money would it take for you to have sex with an animal, and what animal would it be? 10 Million with a dog.
14. Have you ever been with a complete stranger? When haven't I?
15. Have you ever been in a threesome? When haven't I?
16. Where's the most outrageous public place you'd had sex? Probably Central Park in the middle of the day.
17. How many time a week do you get sex? Once.
18. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Heidi Fleiss, George Michael, Eric Benet
C: Eric Benet
F: George Michael
M: Ms. Fleiss
19. Would you ever let someone cum in your face? OF COURSE.
20. Have you ever had anyone pee or shit on you? tinkle, yes.
21. Have you ever been with someone who is not circumcised? why yes.
22. Do you tend to be (or be with) a 30 sec. guy, or a marathoner? Luckily someone right in the middle.
23. What celebrity would you most like to bang? Sandwich with Mark Ruffalo and Peter Saarsgaard.
24. Do you enjoy giving head/going down on your partner? I FUCKING LOVE IT!
25. Are you a member of the mile high club? Not yet, cheri.
1. Do you shave your balls/manhood? n/a
2. Have you ever used toys to enhance your sex life? If so, which one(s)? No, but I should
3. Have you ever farted while having sex? Yes heehee
4. What's your fave position? on top
5. Age of the oldest person you have had sex with? 36
6. Age of the youngest person you have had sex with? Aside from when I was in HS-22
7. Ever use a strap on? Would you? No, but i might
8. Is the person you are presently dating the best sex you've ever had? pretty close
9. Ever cheated on your partner? NO
10. What's more important: thickness, or length? BOTH, but I like thickness slightly better
11. Preference: completely bare, waxed and groomed or Chewbacca? waxed and groomed
12. Would you rather be a sex addict and poor, or impotent and rich? impotent and rich-you could by an peration or toys with all that $$
13. How much money would it take for you to have sex with an animal, and what animal would it be? $1mill. with a sheep
14. Have you ever been with a complete stranger? NO
15. Have you ever been in a threesome? NO
16. Where's the most outrageous public place you'd had sex? a beach (so not adventurous)
17. How many time a week do you get sex? Not enough. Since the man moved to TN, maybe once a month?
18. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Heidi Fleiss, George Michael, Eric Benet
C:Heidi Fleiss
F:Eric Benet
M:George Michael
19. Would you ever let someone cum in your face? No, at least not on purpose
20. Have you ever had anyone pee or shit on you? No thanks
21. Have you ever been with someone who is not circumcised? YES
22. Do you tend to be (or be with) a 30 sec. guy, or a marathoner? marathoner
23. What celebrity would you most like to bang? KEIFER
24. Do you enjoy giving head/going down on your partner? Not really, but it makes them happy
25. Are you a member of the mile high club? Not yet :)
1. Do you shave your balls/manhood? N/A
2. Have you ever used toys to enhance your sex life? If so, which one(s)? Uhh, I used to have a vibrator, but he hasn't seen it :)
3. Have you ever farted while having sex? Oh god no, I'd be mortified!
4. What's your fave position? From behind (not in the ass), or me on top
5. Age of the oldest person you have had sex with? 33
6. Age of the youngest person you have had sex with? 20? I was 21.
7. Ever use a strap on? Would you? No and no.
8. Is the person you are presently dating the best sex you've ever had? YES!
9. Ever cheated on your partner? No.
10. What's more important: thickness, or length? Thickness
11. Preference: completely bare, waxed and groomed or Chewbacca? Waxed and groomed
12. Would you rather be a sex addict and poor, or impotent and rich? Impotent and rich. Money can buy you a great sex life.
13. How much money would it take for you to have sex with an animal, and what animal would it be? No amount of money in the world would EVER make me do that.
14. Have you ever been with a complete stranger? Yes. I saw him again...he was nice.
15. Have you ever been in a threesome? Nope.
16. Where's the most outrageous public place you'd had sex? In the stairwell outside a dorm.
17. How many time a week do you get sex? None :( When I move to Switzerland it'll be many times :)
18. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Heidi Fleiss, George Michael, Eric Benet
C: Heidi
F: Eric
M: George
19. Would you ever let someone cum in your face? No
20. Have you ever had anyone pee or shit on you? Eww, no
21. Have you ever been with someone who is not circumcised? Yes.
22. Do you tend to be (or be with) a 30 sec. guy, or a marathoner? Marathoner
23. What celebrity would you most like to bang? George Clooney
24. Do you enjoy giving head/going down on your partner? Yes...like getting head more though
25. Are you a member of the mile high club? Not yet
1. Do you shave your balls/manhood? N/A
2. Have you ever used toys to enhance your sex life? If so, which one(s)? yes, vibe
3. Have you ever farted while having sex? oh probably
4. What's your fave position? him behind or him on top
5. Age of the oldest person you have had sex with? 40 and I am 24
6. Age of the youngest person you have had sex with? 19 when I was 22
7. Ever use a strap on? Would you? no and no
8. Is the person you are presently dating the best sex you've ever had? YES
9. Ever cheated on your partner? NEVER
10. What's more important: thickness, or length? thickness
11. Preference: completely bare, waxed and groomed or Chewbacca? groomed
12. Would you rather be a sex addict and poor, or impotent and rich? impotent and rich - you could buy Viagra
13. How much money would it take for you to have sex with an animal, and what animal would it be? NEVER
14. Have you ever been with a complete stranger? once
15. Have you ever been in a threesome? no
16. Where's the most outrageous public place you'd had sex? um, a car parked in our driveway?
17. How many time a week do you get sex? at least once
18. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Heidi Fleiss, George Michael, Eric Benet
C: Fleiss
F: Benet
M: Michael
19. Would you ever let someone cum in your face? eww, no
20. Have you ever had anyone pee or shit on you? eww, no
21. Have you ever been with someone who is not circumcised? NO, thank god!
22. Do you tend to be (or be with) a 30 sec. guy, or a marathoner? right in the middle
23. What celebrity would you most like to bang? Brad Pitt!!
24. Do you enjoy giving head/going down on your partner? not really, but he likes it, so every once in a while
25. Are you a member of the mile high club? no
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