The Friday 50, vol. VI
Happy Memorial Day! We always get excited about this one since it officially starts the summer. Lord knows we love a Monday holiday.
Just a little slap on the wrist-when responding, PLEASE only post once. (And in the correct place, Coco). We know all our friends are hilarious and witty, but if I have to read your answers mulitple times, my eyes might bleed. Now, off you go...
1. What flavor jelly would you use to make you PB&J?
2. Fave chain restaurant?
3. Do you and/or your partner use lube?
4. What kind?
5. What would you spend your last $20 on?
6. Describe your perfect sandwich.
7. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
8. Ever had an STD?
9. Which kind(s)?
10. Favorite literary book?
11. Do you use fabric softener?
12. Fave song of all time?
13. Name one thing you are obsessed with...
14. Would you ever let someone cum in your face?
15. Fave holiday?
16. I wish I could...
17. Favorite sexual position?
18. Shave or wax?
19. Lindsay Hohan's skinniness. Discuss...
20. Tara Reid-love her or hate the whore?
21. Would you rather a condition that would cause boils all over your body but was curable in a couple of months, or a lazy eye for life?
22. How long have you gone without drugs or alcohol?
23. What song title would best describe you?
24. What's your favorite condiment?
25. You would absolutely NOT kiss someone who had just eaten...
26. What's your Zodiac sign?
27. What sign are you normally attracted to?
28. Socks or barefoot?
29. Margarita: salt or no salt, rocks or blended?
30. Have you ever been in the hospital? If so, for what?
31. Have you ever freaked out publicly on someone?
32. Would you join the military?
33. What if you were drafted?
34. Paper or plastic?
35. Your life is being made into a film. What's it called?
36. Who is playing you?
37. Have you ever told someone they were fantastic in bed when they weren't?
38. Has anyone ever taken a nude photo of you?
39. Would you refuse to date someone if they didn't have a job?
40. Are you a member of the mile high club?
41. Have you ever used food items during sex?
42. Would you go on vacation by yourself?
43. Name your children. Son?
44. Daughter?
45. Best dressed celeb?
46. Worst dressed celeb?
47. How many REALLY, REALLY good friends do you have. I mean people who've got your back?
48. How many people HATE you?
49. If you could have one job, other than the one you have now, what would it be? No job is not an acceptable answer.
50. How often do you masturbate?
posted by Miss Lizard @ 9:34 AM
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1. What flavor jelly would you use to make you PB&J? Grape
2. Fave chain restaurant? Does Pluck U count?
3. Do you and/or your partner use lube?yes
4. What kind? WET-Grape wine flavor
5. What would you spend your last $20 on? a bus ticket to six flags
6. Describe your perfect sandwich. Roast Beef and Swiss on Rye with Cole slaw and Russian Dressing
7. How many pairs of shoes do you own?8
8. Ever had an STD? Yes
9. Which kind(s)?Crabs
10. Favorite literary book?Soes Catcher in the Rye count?
11. Do you use fabric softener?Sometimes
12. Fave song of all time? If I loved you
13. Name one thing you are obsessed with...Roller Coasters
14. Would you ever let someone cum in your face? yes
15. Fave holiday?Christmas
16. I wish I could...See through peoples Clothes
17. Favorite sexual position? Don't have one
18. Shave or wax? Both
19. Lindsay Hohan's skinniness. Discuss...WHO CARES!
20. Tara Reid-love her or hate the whore? WHO CARES
21. Would you rather a condition that would cause boils all over your body but was curable in a couple of months, or a lazy eye for life? Boils Curable
22. How long have you gone without drugs or alcohol? Afew Weeks
23. What song title would best describe you? Defying Gravity
24. What's your favorite condiment? Mayonnaise!
25. You would absolutely NOT kiss someone who had just eaten...A hot dog
26. What's your Zodiac sign? Scorpio
27. What sign are you normally attracted to? Other Scorpios , Geminis, Cancer, Pisces
28. Socks or barefoot? Barefoot
29. Margarita: salt or no salt, rocks or blended? Staright up like a martini NO salt
30. Have you ever been in the hospital? If so, for what? Eye Surgery
31. Have you ever freaked out publicly on someone? Yes
32. Would you join the military? No
33. What if you were drafted? I'd move to Canada
34. Paper or plastic? Plastic
35. Your life is being made into a film. What's it called? 5000 years..what's another hour?
36. Who is playing you? Lacey Chabert
37. Have you ever told someone they were fantastic in bed when they weren't? yes
38. Has anyone ever taken a nude photo of you? Yes
39. Would you refuse to date someone if they didn't have a job? No
40. Are you a member of the mile high club?No
41. Have you ever used food items during sex? Yes
42. Would you go on vacation by yourself? Yes
43. Name your children. Son? Sylvia-louise
44. Daughter? Emma or Jane, or Rebecca
45. Best dressed celeb?Madonna
46. Worst dressed celeb? Kathy Lee Gifford
47. How many REALLY, REALLY good friends do you have. I mean people who've got your back? 8
48. How many people HATE you?Less than I think probably
49. If you could have one job, other than the one you have now, what would it be? No job is not an acceptable answer. I'd love to be a chef in a fancy restaurant
50. How often do you masturbate? Not often enough
1. What flavor jelly would you use to make you PB&J? Strawberry or Raspberry
2. Fave chain restaurant? Chili's, Baja Fresh
3. Do you and/or your partner use lube? When I ahve a partner, yes
4. What kind? Wet, Kama Sutra cinnamon mint
5. What would you spend your last $20 on? Deodorant, a toothbrush, toothpaste and a razor
6. Describe your perfect sandwich. SLiced sirloin steak (MR) sanni with a mushroom garlic aioli, arugula, rst. peppers on a with baguette
7. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Not enough
8. Ever had an STD? No
9. Which kind(s)? N/A
10. Favorite literary book? Pride and Prejudice
11. Do you use fabric softener? Yes
12. Fave song of all time? "The Rose" B. Midler. I can even do it in sign language
13. Name one thing you are obsessed with...laundry-I must do a load a day
14. Would you ever let someone cum in your face? I guess-is it good for the skin?
15. Fave holiday? Xmas
16. I wish I could...buy more furniture on my meager salary
17. Favorite sexual position? me on top
18. Shave or wax? Both
19. Lindsay Hohan's skinniness. Discuss...What is she on, cuz i would love some of those drugs
20. Tara Reid-love her or hate the whore? She's so laughable, which i guess emans i kinda like her?
21. Would you rather a condition that would cause boils all over your body but was curable in a couple of months, or a lazy eye for life? Boils please
22. How long have you gone without drugs or alcohol? month and a half
23. What song title would best describe you? "Isn't She Lovely" haha
24. What's your favorite condiment? mustard
25. You would absolutely NOT kiss someone who had just eaten...shit
26. What's your Zodiac sign? Gemini
27. What sign are you normally attracted to? the ones I'm not supossed to be attracted to
28. Socks or barefoot? barefoot
29. Margarita: salt or no salt, rocks or blended? salt, rocks
30. Have you ever been in the hospital? If so, for what? Yes-for mono. That was fun
31. Have you ever freaked out publicly on someone? My old Jesus freak bfriend- I broke up with him by screaming "I love drugs and alcohol and you can't control me" durig the gala opening night of a play I was in.
32. Would you join the military? Only as the entertainment...USO
33. What if you were drafted? Private Benajamin disaster
34. Paper or plastic? plastic
35. Your life is being made into a film. What's it called? "Less than Zero"
36. Who is playing you? Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet
37. Have you ever told someone they were fantastic in bed when they weren't? No
38. Has anyone ever taken a nude photo of you? YES
39. Would you refuse to date someone if they didn't have a job? A girl likes to be taken care of, so YES
40. Are you a member of the mile high club? Not yet...
41. Have you ever used food items during sex? Whip cream, brownie mix
42. Would you go on vacation by yourself? bacpacking thru Europe, which I actually did for most of it
43. Name your children. Son? Jack? Brent?
44. Daughter? Charlotte (call her Charlie) Alexandra/Alex
45. Best dressed celeb? Angelina
46. Worst dressed celeb? MKOlsen
47. How many REALLY, REALLY good friends do you have. I mean people who've got your back? 4?5?
48. How many people HATE you? Maybe 1 or 2...hard to say
49. If you could have one job, other than the one you have now, what would it be? No job is not an acceptable answer. moveie director
50. How often do you masturbate? not enough
1. What flavor jelly would you use to make you PB&J? grape
2. Fave chain restaurant? Chili's, Applebee's
3. Do you and/or your partner use lube? yep
4. What kind? KY
5. What would you spend your last $20 on? of course it would be food-that's usually the only thing I buy w/ cash
6. Describe your perfect sandwich. Mom's tunafish, or a turkey reuben is always good
7. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 20?
8. Ever had an STD? no, thanks god
9. Which kind(s)? N/A
10. Favorite literary book? The Great Gatsby
11. Do you use fabric softener? do dryer sheets count? Is that what they're used for??
12. Fave song of all time? Born in the USA?
13. Name one thing you are obsessed with... crossword puzzles (preferably NYTimes)
14. Would you ever let someone cum in your face? no
15. Fave holiday? Christmas
16. I wish I could... find a well-paying job I liked
17. Favorite sexual position? him behind
18. Shave or wax? both
19. Lindsay Hohan's skinniness. Discuss... what is she on, cuz I could use some
20. Tara Reid-love her or hate the whore? she's such a mess-hate her
21. Would you rather a condition that would cause boils all over your body but was curable in a couple of months, or a lazy eye for life? boils-we all know how the lazy-eyed are gawked at
22. How long have you gone without drugs or alcohol? drugs-6 months:( alcohol-2 weeks?
23. What song title would best describe you? NO idea
24. What's your favorite condiment? ketchup
25. You would absolutely NOT kiss someone who had just eaten... I agree Le Bean - pussy
26. What's your Zodiac sign? Cancer
27. What sign are you normally attracted to? Aries, for some reason
28. Socks or barefoot? barefoot
29. Margarita: salt or no salt, rocks or blended? N/A- don't like margs
30. Have you ever been in the hospital? If so, for what? I had surgery to stop my excessive sweating
31. Have you ever freaked out publicly on someone? yes, but I much more prefer watching others freak out- entertainment for the poor
32. Would you join the military? absolutely
33. What if you were drafted? sure
34. Paper or plastic? plastic
35. Your life is being made into a film. What's it called? A Beautiful Mind:) (Le Bean, do you have that soundtrack??)
36. Who is playing you? Thandie Newton
37. Have you ever told someone they were fantastic in bed when they weren't? no
38. Has anyone ever taken a nude photo of you? no
39. Would you refuse to date someone if they didn't have a job? yes
40. Are you a member of the mile high club? no
41. Have you ever used food items during sex? no
42. Would you go on vacation by yourself? of course
43. Name your children. Son? Brent?
44. Daughter? Isabelle
45. Best dressed celeb? Gwyneth
46. Worst dressed celeb? MK
47. How many REALLY, REALLY good friends do you have. I mean people who've got your back? 4?
48. How many people HATE you? 1-2 for sure, maybe more that I don't know of
49. If you could have one job, other than the one you have now, what would it be? No job is not an acceptable answer. nurse
50. How often do you masturbate? rarely
1. What flavor jelly would you use to make you PB&J? Apricot or black berry
2. Fave chain restaurant? On the Border
3. Do you and/or your partner use lube? Usually
4. What kind? KY liquid
5. What would you spend your last $20 on? Weed if I still smoked or food
6. Describe your perfect sandwich. Turkey that isn't shiny (does anyone know what I mean?), swiss cheese, and lettuce on a French baguette or seedless rye bread. Panera makes a great sandwich.
7. How many pairs of shoes do you own? I don't know, maybe 15
8. Ever had an STD? No
9. Which kind(s)? N/A
10. Favorite literary book? A Farewell to Arms
11. Do you use fabric softener? Yes, bounce
12. Fave song of all time? On the Turning Away is a good one, but I don't know if it's my all time fav.
13. Name one thing you are obsessed with... ingrown hairs and checking things over and over.
14. Would you ever let someone cum in your face? Uhhh, no.
15. Fave holiday? Thanksgiving
16. I wish I could... see my boyfriend whenever I wanted
17. Favorite sexual position? me on top. Sorry, I don't know the actual names of these positions - though I do have a book of 365 different positions.
18. Shave or wax? Both
19. Lindsay Hohan's skinniness. Discuss... I think she was horrified by that picture of her in the cap and gown (from that Herbie movie), which I can't blame her. She looked huge even though she was very normal looking. It was just a bad angle!
20. Tara Reid-love her or hate the whore? Uhhh, hate the whore!
21. Would you rather a condition that would cause boils all over your body but was curable in a couple of months, or a lazy eye for life? Boils. I saw a lady at my meeting w/a lazy eye (she was VERY nice) and I didn't know where to look. I couldn't tell if she was looking at me or looking away from me.
22. How long have you gone without drugs or alcohol? Drugs since January; alcohol since Tuesday night (technically Wed. morning)
23. What song title would best describe you? You are the Sunshine of my Life :)
24. What's your favorite condiment? Ketchup
25. You would absolutely NOT kiss someone who had just eaten... seafood, meat
26. What's your Zodiac sign? Pisces
27. What sign are you normally attracted to? I have no idea
28. Socks or barefoot? Love the socks. Barefoot if it's a newly vacuumed floor/carpet.
29. Margarita: salt or no salt, rocks or blended? On the rocks, no salt (or blended, no salt occasionally)
30. Have you ever been in the hospital? If so, for what? Yes, for toxic food poisoning, although they didn't know it at the time and couldn't figure out what the hell was wrong with me. And also to have my gall bladder out.
31. Have you ever freaked out publicly on someone? Not that I can think of.
32. Would you join the military? God no. Well maybe - if we weren't at war and I didn't have to go to some 3rd world country or a desert.
33. What if you were drafted? I'd probably fake insanity or break my legs on purpose so I didn't have to go.
34. Paper or plastic? Plastic - you can carry a bunch at a time.
35. Your life is being made into a film. What's it called? Oooo, don't kow.
36. Who is playing you? Denise Richards?
37. Have you ever told someone they were fantastic in bed when they weren't? No.
38. Has anyone ever taken a nude photo of you? Yes, but I made them erase it and I watched them delete it.
39. Would you refuse to date someone if they didn't have a job? As long as it was a temporary thing.
40. Are you a member of the mile high club? Not yet.
41. Have you ever used food items during sex? Yes - marshmellow fluff. Kind of gross.
42. Would you go on vacation by yourself? Somewhere in the US, yes. In a foreign country where they don't speak English, probably not.
43. Name your children. Son? Jack
44. Daughter? Alice
45. Best dressed celeb? Charlize
46. Worst dressed celeb? Britney and the Olsens
47. How many REALLY, REALLY good friends do you have. I mean people who've got your back? Probably 7 or 8.
48. How many people HATE you? 3?
49. If you could have one job, other than the one you have now, what would it be? No job is not an acceptable answer. A reservationist for a watersports company.
50. How often do you masturbate? Rarely.
1. What flavor jelly would you use to make you PB&J? I hate jelly. Do I have to pick one? Is there like a gun to my head?
2. Fave chain restaurant? Houlihans!
3. Do you and/or your partner use lube? But of course.
4. What kind? Wet!
5. What would you spend your last $20 on? If it were that bad, I guess taking up smoking again wouldn't be all that harmful, so ciggies!
6. Describe your perfect sandwich. Extra-Lean Pastrami on Rye with a glorious, crips pickle on the side!
7. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 11
8. Ever had an STD? um...well...yes.
9. Which kind(s)? The gons and the crabs!
10. Favorite literary book? Everything is Illuminated.
11. Do you use fabric softener? By 'you' you're assuming I do my own laundry...which is simply not the case...but the ladies who do it certainly use it!
12. Fave song of all time? Uninvited.
13. Name one thing you are obsessed with...the sinus infection I'm dealing with right now.
14. Would you ever let someone cum in your face? yes i have.
15. Fave holiday? Xmas
16. I wish I could...get rid of this fucking sinus infection
17. Favorite sexual position? 69
18. Shave or wax? wax
19. Lindsay Hohan's skinniness. Discuss...Hopefully she'll waste away to NOTHING!
20. Tara Reid-love her or hate the whore? She's on the burning bus!
21. Would you rather a condition that would cause boils all over your body but was curable in a couple of months, or a lazy eye for life? Boils!!!!
22. How long have you gone without drugs or alcohol? Probably 2 months.
23. What song title would best describe you? Bat Outta Hell
24. What's your favorite condiment? BBQ sauce
25. You would absolutely NOT kiss someone who had just eaten...dog shit.
26. What's your Zodiac sign? gemini
27. What sign are you normally attracted to? no idea.
28. Socks or barefoot? socks
29. Margarita: salt or no salt, rocks or blended? not salt, blended
30. Have you ever been in the hospital? If so, for what? yes...broken bones and the clot.
31. Have you ever freaked out publicly on someone? yes i have.
32. Would you join the military? absolutely not.
33. What if you were drafted? Canada...the land of Celine Dion.
34. Paper or plastic? plastic
35. Your life is being made into a film. What's it called? Sinus Infection
36. Who is playing you? Giovanni Ribisi
37. Have you ever told someone they were fantastic in bed when they weren't? No.
38. Has anyone ever taken a nude photo of you? Yes.
39. Would you refuse to date someone if they didn't have a job? Yeah.
40. Are you a member of the mile high club? Not yet.
41. Have you ever used food items during sex? Um...I'm sure I have...does flavored lube count?
42. Would you go on vacation by yourself? Absolutely
43. Name your children. Son? Sean
44. Daughter? Emily
45. Best dressed celeb? La Aniston
46. Worst dressed celeb? Does Sally Kirkland still count as a celeb?
47. How many REALLY, REALLY good friends do you have. I mean people who've got your back? 6
48. How many people HATE you? Not enough.
49. If you could have one job, other than the one you have now, what would it be? No job is not an acceptable answer. Working Actor
50. How often do you masturbate? Couple times a week. Except when I have a sinus infection.
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