Freaky Friday 50, version 8.0
What a week! Le Bean was here!!! He visited the West Coast and much hilarity ensued. Lots of fun, lots of hungover mornings....The highlight? Going to Disneyland, of course.
We were able to collaborate IN PERSON on the 50, so this is a special treat. Please enjoy.
For the love of G-d (or Keifer in my case), PLEASE RESPOND IN THE CORRECT SECTIONS. I WILL START POSTING THE NAMES OF THE OFFENDERS....and you attention whores certainly don't want that.
Enjoy your weekend!!
1. Bacon or Sausage?
2. Do you prefer real maple syrup, or the Aunt Jemima type?
3. How do you like your eggs cooked?
4. Pancakes or French Toast?
5. What ethnic foods give you the runs the most?
6. Do you shower in the AM or PM?
7. Would you rather live your life as a vegetable (a la Terri Schiavo), or have someone pull the plug?
8. Do you believe in coincidence?
9. Do you believe there is just one person that is your true love?
10. Favorite card game?
11. Uggs: Love em, or hate em?
12. What's your fave hotel?
13. Do you cry at weddings?
14. Do you play the lottery?
15. Scratch games, or pick your numbers?
16. Fave karaoke song?
17. Fave college moment?
18. Fave song from childhood?
19. Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?
20. Have you ever stolen anything?
21. What did you steal?
22. Has anyone, other than your Mom, slapped you across the face?
23. Would you run a marathon?
24. Chuck, Fuck or Marry? Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy
C:
F:
M:
25. Would you rather no ears or no hands?
26. Would you rather no eybrows or no eyelashes?
27. What was/is your lowest moment?
28. Do you pop your zits?
29. Fave song to sing in the shower?
30. Would you let someone share your toothbrush with you?
31. Why is invisible deodorant not invisible?
32. What one indulgence do you allow for personal upkeep?
33. What Rock n Roller would you want to be?
34. Broken foot or broken arm?
35. What is your wedding song?
36. What blue collar job would you do? (must pick one)
37. what white collar job would you do?
38. How do you order your coffee?
39. Would you rather a snake bite or scorpion bite?
40. Have you ever been in a hot air balloon?
41. Fave Vegas casino/hotel?
42. What's your porn star name?
43. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
44. Have you ever ridden a donkey?
45. Fave cartoon movie?
46. How often do you shave?
47. Who is Brooke Ellison?
48. Have you ever been to see a magic show?
49. Can you hula hoop?
50. Can you roll/curl your tongue?
posted by Miss Lizard @ 9:05 AM
5 Comments:
1. Bacon or Sausage? Who the fuck do you think I am? Sophie?? I can't choose...I love them both so much! Send ME to the deathcamps!
2. Do you prefer real maple syrup, or the Aunt Jemima type? Do you know I'm sure I have had real maple syrup, but couldn't tell you the difference. Since I'm an offensive human being, I'll choose Jemima.
3. How do you like your eggs cooked? All kinds of ways, but my favorite is baked.
4. Pancakes or French Toast? I'm feeling like Meryl Streep again.
5. What ethnic foods give you the runs the most? Indian...but I love it.
6. Do you shower in the AM or PM? Both, if I'm going to the gym after work.
7. Would you rather live your life as a vegetable (a la Terri Schiavo), or have someone pull the plug? Pull it.
8. Do you believe in coincidence? Um...sometimes...sometimes it's too freaky not to be fate.
9. Do you believe there is just one person that is your true love? No.
10. Favorite card game? Gin Rummy.
11. Uggs: Love em, or hate em? I love to hate them.
12. What's your fave hotel? Grand Floridian Resort.
13. Do you cry at weddings? Yes.
14. Do you play the lottery? Rarely.
15. Scratch games, or pick your numbers? Pick 'em.
16. Fave karaoke song? Natalie Imbruglia's TORN
17. Fave college moment? Getting drunk at Chuck's.
18. Fave song from childhood? Total Eclipse of the Heart.
19. Have you ever taken anyone's virginity? Perhaps. But I'd rather not know.
20. Have you ever stolen anything? Nothing more than a candy bar.
21. What did you steal? Please see above.
22. Has anyone, other than your Mom, slapped you across the face? I'm sure someone has. Oh YEAH...that cunt Diana Pisari
23. Would you run a marathon? Hell no.
24. Chuck, Fuck or Marry? Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy
C: Manson
F: Bundy
M: Dahmer
25. Would you rather no ears or no hands? How would my sunglasses stay up? Am I allowed to get prosthetics? Hooks at the very least? Oh man...I guess ears.
26. Would you rather no eybrows or no eyelashes? Both are necessary to keeping shit out of your eyes. I guess I'd go with eyelashes.
27. What was/is your lowest moment? At the airport this past week. No other details will be forthcoming.
28. Do you pop your zits? With relish.
29. Fave song to sing in the shower? My Heart Is So Full of You
30. Would you let someone share your toothbrush with you? Yes.
31. Why is invisible deodorant not invisible? Cause they are all LIARS.
32. What one indulgence do you allow for personal upkeep? Kiehl's Avacado Eye Cream.
33. What Rock n Roller would you want to be? Alanis. She's rich, artistic and gets to sit on Ryan Reynolds' cock.
34. Broken foot or broken arm? Arm.
35. What is your wedding song? Put On Your Sunday Clothes from HELLO DOLLY!
36. What blue collar job would you do? (must pick one) Either House Painter (indoors) or Landscaper.
37. what white collar job would you do? VP of Original Programming for a TV Network.
38. How do you order your coffee? Skim and Sweet and Low.
39. Would you rather a snake bite or scorpion bite? Snake.
40. Have you ever been in a hot air balloon? No...but I would LOVE to!
41. Fave Vegas casino/hotel? Bellagio.
42. What's your porn star name? Jake Hardrod.
43. How old were you when you had your first kiss? First boy kiss? 18.
44. Have you ever ridden a donkey? Perhaps at a zoo when I was a child.
45. Fave cartoon movie? Beauty and the Beast.
46. How often do you shave? Once a week.
47. Who is Brooke Ellison? A crip that should have won Lacey Chabert an Emmy!!!
48. Have you ever been to see a magic show? Yes. I'm still dealing with the fallout.
49. Can you hula hoop? Yes.
50. Can you roll/curl your tongue? Of course. Only the retarded can't.
Bacon or Sausage?Bacon
2. Do you prefer real maple syrup, or the Aunt Jemima type? Both
3. How do you like your eggs cooked?Sometimes over easy sometimes scrambled
4. Pancakes or French Toast? Pancakes
5. What ethnic foods give you the runs the most? Mexican
6. Do you shower in the AM or PM?AM
7. Would you rather live your life as a vegetable (a la Terri Schiavo), or have someone pull the plug? Pull the plug
8. Do you believe in coincidence? No, I think there is a little pre-determined destiny involved
9. Do you believe there is just one person that is your true love?No
10. Favorite card game?Gin
11. Uggs: Love em, or hate em?No feeling whatsoever
12. What's your fave hotel?The Hard Rock at Universal or the Paramount
13. Do you cry at weddings?Sometimes
14. Do you play the lottery?No
15. Scratch games, or pick your numbers?When I've done it I've picked my own numbers
16. Fave karaoke song? My Heart Will go On
17. Fave college moment?Doing Whip Its
18. Fave song from childhood? On the Radio-Donna Summer
19. Have you ever taken anyone's virginity? Yes
20. Have you ever stolen anything?Yes
21. What did you steal?Candy Bars, Star wars action figures
22. Has anyone, other than your Mom, slapped you across the face? yes
23. Would you run a marathon? No
24. Chuck, Fuck or Marry? Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy
C: Ted Bundy
F:Charles Manson
M: Dahmer
25. Would you rather no ears or no hands? No ears
26. Would you rather no eybrows or no eyelashes? Eylashes
27. What was/is your lowest moment? When I shit myself trying to get into my apartment 3 weeks ago
28. Do you pop your zits? YES
29. Fave song to sing in the shower?It depends on who the guest on the TODAY show is
30. Would you let someone share your toothbrush with you? nMaybe
31. Why is invisible deodorant not invisible? Because deodorant companies suck
32. What one indulgence do you allow for personal upkeep?Bronzer
33. What Rock n Roller would you want to be? I Already AM one thank you..but if I wasn't I'd be Robbie Williams
34. Broken foot or broken arm? Broken foot
35. What is your wedding song? The last 32 bars of the movie version of PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES from Hello Dolly
36. What blue collar job would you do? (must pick one)Gardener
37. what white collar job would you do? I'm in it right now baby
38. How do you order your coffee? Very Light with Skim milk and 2 packets of Sweet and Low
39. Would you rather a snake bite or scorpion bite? Snake Bite..I HATE BUGS
40. Have you ever been in a hot air balloon? No
41. Fave Vegas casino/hotel?Bellagio?
42. What's your porn star name?Andrew O'Brien
43. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 12
44. Have you ever ridden a donkey?No
45. Fave cartoon movie? Finding Nemo
46. How often do you shave?Once a week + once a week touch up
47. Who is Brooke Ellison? I don't know
48. Have you ever been to see a magic show? Yes
49. Can you hula hoop? Yes
50. Can you roll/curl your tongue? Yes
1. Bacon or Sausage? Mmmm, bacon!
2. Do you prefer real maple syrup, or the Aunt Jemima type? 100% Vermont Grade A
3. How do you like your eggs cooked? Over Medium, or scrambled with a lot of stuff in them
4. Pancakes or French Toast? Freedom Toast
5. What ethnic foods give you the runs the most? Indian, Carl's Jr
6. Do you shower in the AM or PM? AM
7. Would you rather live your life as a vegetable (a la Terri Schiavo), or have someone pull the plug? Pull it please!
8. Do you believe in coincidence? YES
9. Do you believe there is just one person that is your true love? True love, yes; sorta love, could be many
10. Favorite card game? Rummy 500 :)
11. Uggs: Love em, or hate em? used to hate them, don't own any, but am reconsidering cuz they look so damn comfortable
12. What's your fave hotel? 60 thompson, NYC
13. Do you cry at weddings? depends on who is getting married
14. Do you play the lottery? yes
15. Scratch games, or pick your numbers? Scratch
16. Fave karaoke song? "Sweet Child o' Mine", GNR or "Livin on a Prayer"
17. Fave college moment? When I sat on a 5 gal. paint drum stage right during The Baker's Wife 15 secs. before I had to open Act 2 and got white paint all over my ass
18. Fave song from childhood? "You Needed Me", Anne Murray
19. Have you ever taken anyone's virginity? um...yes
20. Have you ever stolen anything? YES
21. What did you steal? a ring form Anthropologie (it was on sale), and a pair of earrings from Bloomingdales
22. Has anyone, other than your Mom, slapped you across the face? besides a stage slap? no
23. Would you run a marathon? YES
24. Chuck, Fuck or Marry? Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy
C:Dahmer
F:Manson
M:Bundy
25. Would you rather no ears or no hands? no ears
26. Would you rather no eybrows or no eyelashes? no eyebrows-it works for Karen Elson!!
27. What was/is your lowest moment? being in my empty apt.in Astoria, cleaning it before I moved out and having my ex call me to tell me that he had lied to me the whole time and had been cheating on me...fun!
28. Do you pop your zits? No
29. Fave song to sing in the shower? "Meadowlark" from Baker's Wife (for a really long shower)
30. Would you let someone share your toothbrush with you? If i loved them and we were on Survivor and I knew we had to kiss...so yeah
31. Why is invisible deodorant not invisible? to irritate you
32. What one indulgence do you allow for personal upkeep? bikini wax
33. What Rock n Roller would you want to be? Freddie Mercury
34. Broken foot or broken arm? arm
35. What is your wedding song? "So This is Love", from Lady and the Tramp
36. What blue collar job would you do? (must pick one)mechanic
37. what white collar job would you do? architect
38. How do you order your coffee? grande iced sugar free vanilla non fat latte :)
39. Would you rather a snake bite or scorpion bite? um neither, but i guess snake if it's not poisonous
40. Have you ever been in a hot air balloon? yes, but it was tethered and we didn't go very far
41. Fave Vegas casino/hotel? Mandalay (although I haven't stayed in any of the newer ones)
42. What's your porn star name? if going by the old formula, then it's Colleen Willow. I'm a waspy porn star
43. How old were you when you had your first kiss? um...maybe 11? 12? Justin Santonastaso...
44. Have you ever ridden a donkey? no
45. Fave cartoon movie? Nemo
46. How often do you shave? legs, every other day; face once a week haha just kidding
47. Who is Brooke Ellison? a wheelchair bound smart girl who had a tv movie on A&E
48. Have you ever been to see a magic show? don't think so
49. Can you hula hoop? yes
50. Can you roll/curl your tongue? yes
1. Bacon or Sausage? Turkey bacon
2. Do you prefer real maple syrup, or the Aunt Jemima type? Aunt Jemima
3. How do you like your eggs cooked? Poached, scrambled, omlet - I'm not picky
4. Pancakes or French Toast? Love them both.
5. What ethnic foods give you the runs the most? Anything really, but I'll go w/Mexican. They're all about the beans.
6. Do you shower in the AM or PM? PM, but if I'm sweaty I'll shower in the AM too.
7. Would you rather live your life as a vegetable (a la Terri Schiavo), or have someone pull the plug? Pull the plug - I seem to remember this already being a question
8. Do you believe in coincidence? Yes
9. Do you believe there is just one person that is your true love? Yes
10. Favorite card game? Kings in a Corner
11. Uggs: Love em, or hate em? Yuck.
12. What's your fave hotel? The Polynesian Village in Disney World! I also really liked the Park Hyatt LA.
13. Do you cry at weddings? No.
14. Do you play the lottery? I did for the first the other day (besides buying scratch offs when I was 18) when I kept waking up w/itchy palms and had a dream I won $100K. No luck though.
15. Scratch games, or pick your numbers? Scratch games. There's no way you can win by picking a bunch of numbers.
16. Fave karaoke song? Sweet Caroline
17. Fave college moment? Final Four (and Final Two) my senior-senior year. All of college really.
18. Fave song from childhood? Daytime Friends - Kenny Rogers :)
19. Have you ever taken anyone's virginity? Don't think so.
20. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes, beads from my babysitter when I was about 3.
21. What did you steal? See #21.
22. Has anyone, other than your Mom, slapped you across the face? I didn't get slapped across the face.
23. Would you run a marathon? I'll say yes, but I probably would never do it.
24. Chuck, Fuck or Marry? Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy
C: Jeffrey Dahmer
F: Ted Bundy
M: Charles Manson - I wouldn't have to sleep with him.
25. Would you rather no ears or no hands? No ears I think.
26. Would you rather no eybrows or no eyelashes? Eyebrows. Maybe I could tape some on.
27. What was/is your lowest moment? Realizing I wouldn't graduate in 4 years, not being able to find a job.
28. Do you pop your zits? Sometimes.
29. Fave song to sing in the shower? I'm not much of a shower singer.
30. Would you let someone share your toothbrush with you? NOOOO!!! I'm a total germaphobe.
31. Why is invisible deodorant not invisible? Good question. Maybe you're only supposed to use one swipe. I cake that shit on.
32. What one indulgence do you allow for personal upkeep? Thigh and bikini wax (that counts as one to me).
33. What Rock n Roller would you want to be? Bonnie Rait...not so much of a rock n roller, but she can play guitar well.
34. Broken foot or broken arm? Foot. I'd be able to use a wheel chair and not have to walk, and get the close parking spots w/a handicap sticker.
35. What is your wedding song? Oh probably something U2.
36. What blue collar job would you do? (must pick one) House keeper a la Alice
37. what white collar job would you do? CEO of a company. Lots of vacation, lots of money, and lots of people to boss around.
38. How do you order your coffee? Don't drink it.
39. Would you rather a snake bite or scorpion bite? Scorpion. Makes for a better story.
40. Have you ever been in a hot air balloon? Yes. At my church's fair.
41. Fave Vegas casino/hotel? Bellagio
42. What's your porn star name? ?
43. How old were you when you had your first kiss? Way too old - 18 I think...hey, I was very shy!
44. Have you ever ridden a donkey? No :( Poor donkeys.
45. Fave cartoon movie? Cinderella and Nemo
46. How often do you shave? Not often.
47. Who is Brooke Ellison? "Author & Motivational Speaker"
48. Have you ever been to see a magic show? Yes, I saw David Copperfield when he came to IU.
49. Can you hula hoop? Yes, but haven't in years.
50. Can you roll/curl your tongue? Yes.
1. Bacon or Sausage? neither
2. Do you prefer real maple syrup, or the Aunt Jemima type? Aunt Jemima
3. How do you like your eggs cooked? soft boiled or scrambled
4. Pancakes or French Toast? mmm, french toast
5. What ethnic foods give you the runs the most? Mexican
6. Do you shower in the AM or PM? AM
7. Would you rather live your life as a vegetable (a la Terri Schiavo), or have someone pull the plug? pull the plug
8. Do you believe in coincidence? yes
9. Do you believe there is just one person that is your true love? I don't know
10. Favorite card game? Spit/Speed or Kings
11. Uggs: Love em, or hate em? "Ugg", hate them
12. What's your fave hotel? Mirage LV or Peabody Orlando
13. Do you cry at weddings? god no
14. Do you play the lottery? nope
15. Scratch games, or pick your numbers? N/A
16. Fave karaoke song? that's easy: "American Pie" by Don McClean
17. Fave college moment? Final Four '02 and drunken nights camping
18. Fave song from childhood? probably something by NKOTB
19. Have you ever taken anyone's virginity? uh, I don't think so
20. Have you ever stolen anything? accidentally
21. What did you steal? slap bracelet
22. Has anyone, other than your Mom, slapped you across the face? nope
23. Would you run a marathon? I'm gonna go with NO
24. Chuck, Fuck or Marry? Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy
C: Bundy
F: Dahmer
M: Manson
25. Would you rather no ears or no hands? no ears, but I agree with Hedy - what to do about sunglasses?
26. Would you rather no eybrows or no eyelashes? no eyebrows - you don't look so much like a cancer patient
27. What was/is your lowest moment?realizing I wasn't being allowed back at school sophomore year
28. Do you pop your zits? highlight of the day!
29. Fave song to sing in the shower? not much of a shower singer
30. Would you let someone share your toothbrush with you? sure
31. Why is invisible deodorant not invisible? it's a trick to get you to try out different brands until you settle on one - corporate greediness at its best
32. What one indulgence do you allow for personal upkeep? waxing
33. What Rock n Roller would you want to be? Stevie Nicks or Janis (Joplin, not Ian)
34. Broken foot or broken arm? foot
35. What is your wedding song? the Nearness of You - Norah Jones
36. What blue collar job would you do? (must pick one) mechanic
37. what white collar job would you do? doctor
38. How do you order your coffee? black, 2 sweeteners
39. Would you rather a snake bite or scorpion bite? scorpion - more exotic
40. Have you ever been in a hot air balloon? tethered once, but one of them RV salesmen is a pilot, so I'm agonna go for my birthday (July 7 in case anyone wants to know).
41. Fave Vegas casino/hotel? Mirage
42. What's your porn star name? Willow Philips
43. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 17
44. Have you ever ridden a donkey? no, they work hard enough w/o having to haul my big ass around
45. Fave cartoon movie? Cinderella
46. How often do you shave? every couple of days
47. Who is Brooke Ellison? the Real Lacey Chabert
48. Have you ever been to see a magic show? David Copperfield at IU
49. Can you hula hoop? for the most part
50. Can you roll/curl your tongue? roll
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