The Friday 25, Vol. 4.5
Le Bean is discovering the joys of our legal system-he got suckered into jury duty HAHA! The list is always a collaboration-a meeting of the minds, if you will. Not wanting to feel guilty for excluding Bean's witty and thought provoking questions, I have shortened The Friday 50 to 25 this week. I am sure you won't mind. Less time working on the questions means you're that much closer to having that happy hour drink in your hand. Cheers!
1. I love to...
2. The one Olympic sport I would get rid of is...
3. Why has Tobey McGuire gained so much weight?
4. Reese and Ryan-sham or true love?
5. Fave game show?
6. Fave web site?
7. What ethnic cuisine do you love the most?
8. Scientology. Discuss.
9. I hate it when my partner...
10. My fave clothing designer is...
11. My sexual fantasy involves...
12. I wish I could be...
13. Chuck, Fuck, or Marry: Jake Gyllenhall, Keifer Sutherland, Johnny Depp
C:
F:
M:
14. Martini-olives, twist of lemon, or onion?
15. How much money would it take for you to ride naked through Times Square on a Segway?
16. Have you ever beat anyone up?
17. Have you ever been arrested?
18. What's the meanest thing you have ever done?
19. Are you getting into Heaven?
20. I would love to have sex with a person who's from the country of.....
21. Would you chop off your finger if it meant you would be able to live comfortably and not ever worry about money?
22. Your fave band?
23. The advice I always tell my friends is...
24. Are you a fast pooper, or a sit on the toilet and read a magazine pooper?
25. How will you become famous?
posted by Miss Lizard @ 9:22 AM
4 Comments:
1. I love to...SING, Play volleyball and have sex
2. The one Olympic sport I would get rid of is...basketball. That fucking Dream Team shit pisses me off.
3. Why has Tobey McGuire gained so much weight? The battle in the closet sometimes manifests itself in a battle of the bulge.
4. Reese and Ryan-sham or true love? I simply must believe in them. I must.
5. Fave game show? Match Game '74 with Brett Sommers and Charles Nelson Reilly.
6. Fave web site? www.broadwayworld.com
7. What ethnic cuisine do you love the most? really great Indian food.
8. Scientology. Discuss. RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! STACEY ALTMAN WENT IN ONE AND DIDN'T COME OUT FOR THREE DAYS. And for some reason, I believe the person who brought her there was Dwayne from WHAT'S HAPPENIN'...I'm not making that up.
9. I hate it when my partner...clips his toe nails on the floor...no newspaper or magazine to catch the clippings.
10. My fave clothing designer is...Richie Rich
11. My sexual fantasy involves...a dick in each orifice and each hand all at the same time time.
12. I wish I could be...SKINNY
13. Chuck, Fuck, or Marry: Jake Gyllenhall, Keifer Sutherland, Johnny Depp
C: Depp (I'm not keeping no one with a 'Winona' tattoo)
F: Keifer (WOOF!)
M: Jake (just so Maggie can be related to me!)
14. Martini-olives, twist of lemon, or onion? Twist
15. How much money would it take for you to ride naked through Times Square on a Segway? Whatever a Metrocard and bail add up to.
16. Have you ever beat anyone up? If smashing Larry Forman's head into the pavement repeatedly counts as such, then yes.
17. Have you ever been arrested? No...but I know someone here who has!
18. What's the meanest thing you have ever done? Made someone cry after they stopped sucking my dick...all cause he claimed he was 'straight'.
19. Are you getting into Heaven? Absolutely...me and God are tight.
20. I would love to have sex with a person who's from the country of.....Norway...and his name is Roger.
21. Would you chop off your finger if it meant you would be able to live comfortably and not ever worry about money? No.
22. Your fave band? Green Day
23. The advice I always tell my friends is...choose happiness.
24. Are you a fast pooper, or a sit on the toilet and read a magazine pooper? You can't imagine the amount of reading material in the bathroom of the Gurland-Maitner household.
25. How will you become famous? Either as an actor or as a serial killer.
1. I love to... drive cross country
2. The one Olympic sport I would get rid of is... that thing where they ski and shoot. although I suppose they could keep it if they would combine it with something else, like skiing and shooting at speedskaters.
3. Why has Tobey McGuire gained so much weight? very upset about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
4. Reese and Ryan-sham or true love? they hate each other. true love.
5. Fave game show? jeopardy
6. Fave web site drudge
7. What ethnic cuisine do you love the most? mexican
8. Scientology. Discuss. lamer than the moonies
9. I hate it when my partner... n.a.
10. My fave clothing designer is... dries van noten
11. My sexual fantasy involves... angelina jolie and jennifer aniston
12. I wish I could be... in the nba
13. Chuck, Fuck, or Marry: Jake Gyllenhall, Keifer Sutherland, Johnny Depp C: F: M: n.a.: maggie gyllenhall – chuck; rachel sutherland (kiefer’s twin sister) – chuck; vanessa paradis (jd spouse) - fuck
14. Martini-olives, twist of lemon, or onion? olives
15. How much money would it take for you to ride naked through Times Square on a Segway? $2,500 drunk; $15,000 sober
16. Have you ever beat anyone up? no
17. Have you ever been arrested? no
18. What's the meanest thing you have ever done? told an actress with a serious eating disorder she looked fat
19. Are you getting into Heaven? magic 8ball says unclear after question 18, check back later
20. I would love to have sex with a person who's from the country of..... iceland
21. Would you chop off your finger if it meant you would be able to live comfortably and not ever worry about money? if comfortably means rich
22. Your fave band? all time: clash; this week: the hold steady; pick to click: the magic numbers
23. The advice I always tell my friends is... it’s always about the $
24. Are you a fast pooper, or a sit on the toilet and read a magazine pooper? mags
25. How will you become famous? as inventor of the revolutionary pizza diet
1. I love to...lounge around reading the tabloids, watching TV, having sex
2. The one Olympic sport I would get rid of is...shooting or weight lifting
3. Why has Tobey McGuire gained so much weight? He's eating all of Jen's meals for her
4. Reese and Ryan-sham or true love? True love, but I notice a trend of stars that marry their co-stars...it never lasts
5. Fave game show? Jeopardy
6. Fave web site? televisionwithoutpity.com, 1010wins.com
7. What ethnic cuisine do you love the most? Mexican, Chinese
8. Scientology. Discuss. Total BS! Is that the one that was started by a science fiction author? Is there even a god like figure?
9. I hate it when my partner...chews with his mouth open
10. My fave clothing designer is...Banana Republic :) Sorry, not into (i.e. have no money) designer clothes
11. My sexual fantasy involves... I'm not sure
12. I wish I could be... free of any worry
13. Chuck, Fuck, or Marry: Jake Gyllenhall, Keifer Sutherland, Johnny Depp
C: Jake
F: JD
M: Keifer
14. Martini-olives, twist of lemon, or onion? Lemon, but i don't like martinis
15. How much money would it take for you to ride naked through Times Square on a Segway? Is this like another Jazzy? Uhm, I'd have to get a lot more if I did it sober. $50,000?
16. Have you ever beat anyone up? No
17. Have you ever been arrested? No
18. What's the meanest thing you have ever done? We called this girl in my sorority and played the "I like big butts" song...she was skinny but she had total issues with her body. Hey, I wasn't the one who came up with it. Then we used to call freshman and invite them to lunch or dinner at some other sorority. That was fun.
19. Are you getting into Heaven? Yes, I don't do stuff like that anymore.
20. I would love to have sex with a person who's from the country of..... Italy
21. Would you chop off your finger if it meant you would be able to live comfortably and not ever worry about money? Can someone else do the chopping? If so, yes.
22. Your fave band? Allmans
23. The advice I always tell my friends is... don't worry so much? I don't know.
24. Are you a fast pooper, or a sit on the toilet and read a magazine pooper? Magazine
25. How will you become famous? Inventing something. Don't know what yet.
1. I love to...pick my cuticles
2. The one Olympic sport I would get rid of is...table tennis
3. Why has Tobey McGuire gained so much weight? he's afraid to come out of the closet
4. Reese and Ryan-sham or true love? sham
5. Fave game show? Jeopardy
6. Fave web site?Pink is the new blog
7. What ethnic cuisine do you love the most? Mexi, Japanese
8. Scientology. Discuss. They are creepy brainwashers. Any cult that makes their members wear pleated slacks and short sleeved button downs is just bizarre...
9. I hate it when my partner...doesn't buy me things
10. My fave clothing designer is...Mossimo for Target
11. My sexual fantasy involves...women, as of late
12. I wish I could be...rich, thin and a star
13. Chuck, Fuck, or Marry: Jake Gyllenhall, Keifer Sutherland, Johnny Depp
C:Jake
F:Johnny
M:Keifer-you will be mine!!!
14. Martini-olives, twist of lemon, or onion? I guess olives. never really had a martini
15. How much money would it take for you to ride naked through Times Square on a Segway? $25,000
16. Have you ever beat anyone up? My sister
17. Have you ever been arrested? NO
18. What's the meanest thing you have ever done? I watched my drunk friend Dave piss in my freshman college roomate's econo size shampoo bottle and never told her. She used it until we left in May...that was in Feb.
19. Are you getting into Heaven? Singin for the Lord does have it's perks
20. I would love to have sex with a person who's from the country of.....Australia :)
21. Would you chop off your finger if it meant you would be able to live comfortably and not ever worry about money? Yes-only if I could wear one of those finger splints like Gwynnie in the Tennenbaums
22. Your fave band? Jet
23. The advice I always tell my friends is...stop whining
24. Are you a fast pooper, or a sit on the toilet and read a magazine pooper? ligthening speed efficient
25. How will you become famous? Marrying Keifer Sutherland and being the only practicng entertainment lawyer with a #1 song
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