What I Did For My Summer Vacation In 50 Questions Or Less
Today my sister leaves her life in New Jersey and heads off to Switzerland to be reunited with her lover. She will be there for 3 months, lucky whore! In honor of her trip, I give you 50 questions about travel. Bon Voyage, Sis! Don't forget to write...and buy me lots of cool things in Europe!!
1. How much vacation time do you get from your job?
2. How many trips have you taken so far this year?
3. What airline do you travel on the most?
4. Have you ever taken the Greyhound?
5. If so, where?
6. If money were no object, where would you vacation?
7. How many countries have you been to?
8. What was the most exotic country you have visited?
9. Ever been on a safari? where?
10. Do you prefer to go to the museums and see the sites, or lie on the beach and do nothing?
11. Fave cuisine from your travels?
12. Ever been on a cruise? where?
13. Favorite museum?
14. Would you ever go on vacation by yourself?
15. How many theme parks have you been to?
16. Which ones and where?
17. Fave theme park attraction?
18. Ever backpacked? Where?
19. Fave hotel?
20. Ever been to a spa? (the kind that doesn't serve alcohol)
21. Have you taken a vacation with friends?
22. Where to?
23. Fave souvenier from a vacation?
24. Do you send postcards to friends and family when on vacation?
25. Most random place you have been to on vacation?
26. Light packer or heavy packer?
27. Ever befriended someone on a trip that you still keep in touch with?
28. Where do you NOT want to ever go on vacation?
29. How many different nationalities have you fucked?
30. What country produces the hottest men?
31. Do you SCUBA?
32. Adventure vacations or relaxing vacations?
33. Train, plane or automobile?
34. Favorite romantic destination?
35. Would you ever go to a nudist colony for vacation?
36. Your longest flight?
37. Favorite childhood summer vacation?
38. Worst vacation and why?
39. Do you take pictures when you travel?
40. Did you go to summer camp?
41. Ever take a group tour vacation?
42. Been caught in a natural disaster while on vacation?
43. City vacation or island vacation?
44. Where will you go on your honeymoon?
45. Ever been to an all inclusive resort? Where?
46. Have you ever had to cancel a vacation cuz you broke up with the person you were going with?
47. How many bathing suits do you own?
48. Would you go on a 5-star paid vacation as an escort to a 75 year old billionaire even if you had to put out daily?
49. Ever take a ski holiday?
50. Would you rather a 23 hour flight, or a 23 hour road trip?
posted by Miss Lizard @ 10:56 AM
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1. How much vacation time do you get from your job? Officially none...but I take a couple of days here and there. I should remedy that.
2. How many trips have you taken so far this year? 3
3. What airline do you travel on the most? Delta and Continental
4. Have you ever taken the Greyhound? Yes, and I will never again
5. If so, where? New Hampshire
6. If money were no object, where would you vacation? Tahiti, Bora Bora, NZ, Australia, and Bali(Hai)
7. How many countries have you been to? 9
8. What was the most exotic country you have visited? Tennesee
9. Ever been on a safari? where? NO
10. Do you prefer to go to the museums and see the sites, or lie on the beach and do nothing? Both, but prefer doing nothing
11. Fave cuisine from your travels? Caribbean roti in St. Thomas
12. Ever been on a cruise? where? No
13. Favorite museum? National Gallery, London and The Van Gough in Amsterdam
14. Would you ever go on vacation by yourself? Maybe...is it a singles vacay?
15. How many theme parks have you been to? 4-5
16. Which ones and where? Disney World, Disneyland, Busch Gardens, 6 Flags(NJ) and Bowcraft(my hometown)
17. Fave theme park attraction? roller coaster
18. Ever backpacked? Where? yes...thru Europe
19. Fave hotel? 60 thompson
20. Ever been to a spa? (the kind that doesn't serve alcohol) NO...too boring. What's the point?
21. Have you taken a vacation with friends? YES!!
22. Where to? London with Bean a couple of times, St. Thomas w/ Bean
23. Fave souvenier from a vacation? my Mickey ears from when I was 3
24. Do you send postcards to friends and family when on vacation? I try, but never really happens
25. Most random place you have been to on vacation? The butter sculpture in the dairy tent at the NY State Fair
26. Light packer or heavy packer? heavy
27. Ever befriended someone on a trip that you still keep in touch with? yes, although he was on vacation here from Australia :)
28. Where do you NOT want to ever go on vacation? Beirut, Sudan, Mississippi
29. How many different nationalities have you fucked? 4-Australia, Austria, British and Algerian
30. What country produces the hottest men? Australia, Italy-an accent is sooo hot
31. Do you SCUBA? No
32. Adventure vacations or relaxing vacations? Both
33. Train, plane or automobile? depends on the length of the trip-and am I driving? Probably plane
34. Favorite romantic destination? Cinque Terre, Italy
35. Would you ever go to a nudist colony for vacation? Maybe
36. Your longest flight? 6 hours
37. Favorite childhood summer vacation? they were always to DC/Baltimore. I have been to the B'more Aquarium and the Smithsonian more times than I care to remember.
38. Worst vacation and why? Dominican Rep.- caught my boyfriend kissing another woman
39. Do you take pictures when you travel? YES!!!
40. Did you go to summer camp? yes, but only day camp
41. Ever take a group tour vacation? Not an organized one, but I did go to London with 15 of my family members for G'ma's 80th bday
42. Been caught in a natural disaster while on vacation? No
43. City vacation or island vacation? ISLAND
44. Where will you go on your honeymoon? South Pacific
45. Ever been to an all inclusive resort? Where? Yes. Dominican Republic
46. Have you ever had to cancel a vacation cuz you broke up with the person you were going with? No, thank God
47. How many bathing suits do you own? 4-5
48. Would you go on a 5-star paid vacation as an escort to a 75 year old billionaire even if you had to put out daily? Paid? Alot? Yes, cuz chances are he really can't put out alot.
49. Ever take a ski holiday? Yes, Big Bear, NY
50. Would you rather a 23 hour flight, or a 23 hour road trip? Flight, cuz chances are 23 hours later you will be in some gorgeous far off land. Just pop a Ambien!!
1. How much vacation time do you get from your job?
As a freelancer I should be able to take as much time as I want, but it hasn't worked out like that just yet.
2. How many trips have you taken so far this year?
Two
3. What airline do you travel on the most?
American - gimme more miles!
4. Have you ever taken the Greyhound?
Yes, because Peter Pan was booked.
5. If so, where?
NYC/Boston
6. If money were no object, where would you vacation?
Everywhere I haven't been yet.
7. How many countries have you been to?
Nine
8. What was the most exotic country you have visited?
Canada
9. Ever been on a safari? where?
Yes. Six Flags Great Adventure in NJ
10. Do you prefer to go to the museums and see the sites, or lie on the beach and do nothing?
Both
11. Fave cuisine from your travels?
Italy... yummmmm
12. Ever been on a cruise? where?
Yes, a one-nighter from England to the Netherlands.
13. Favorite museum?
Tate Gallery in London
14. Would you ever go on vacation by yourself?
Yes.
15. How many theme parks have you been to?
Six.
16. Which ones and where?
Great Adventure, NJ. Magic Mountain, CA. Busch Gardens, VA. Disney World, FL. Disneyland, CA. Point Pleasant Boardwalk, NJ.
17. Fave theme park attraction?
Rollercoasters and freefall rides.
18. Ever backpacked? Where?
Yes. Europe.
19. Fave hotel?
Casino Morongo!
20. Ever been to a spa? (the kind that doesn't serve alcohol)
Yes.
21. Have you taken a vacation with friends?
Yes.
22. Where to?
France, Vegas, SF, New Orleans, Florida, Big Bear, Coachella/ Morongo
23. Fave souvenier from a vacation?
My photos from traveling Europe
24. Do you send postcards to friends and family when on vacation?
Sometimes
25. Most random place you have been to on vacation?
Watertown, NY for a Christmas Tree Growers' Convention with my parents
26. Light packer or heavy packer?
Former Heavy Packer now in recovery
27. Ever befriended someone on a trip that you still keep in touch with?
No, I've lost touch with them all
28. Where do you NOT want to ever go on vacation?
Alabama
29. How many different nationalities have you fucked?
Knowing their nationalty usually isn't my top priority.
30. What country produces the hottest men?
All of them
31. Do you SCUBA?
No, snorkeling is more my speed
32. Adventure vacations or relaxing vacations?
A little bit of both
33. Train, plane or automobile?
They all have their place
34. Favorite romantic destination?
Anywhere that's at least semi-private
35. Would you ever go to a nudist colony for vacation?
Probably not
36. Your longest flight?
8 hours I think
37. Favorite childhood summer vacation?
Cape Cod every year right before school started
38. Worst vacation and why?
Cannes, France because I got mono & had to endure evil French people in the hospital who misdiognosed me & gave me antibiotics that caused an allergic reaction all over my body for a week.
39. Do you take pictures when you travel?
Yes, when i remember my camera
40. Did you go to summer camp?
No, but we would go to Summer Recreation day camp & some bible school thing at a Dutch Reformed church, and we were Catholic. My mom obviously wanted us out of the house.
41. Ever take a group tour vacation?
Yes, in high school I went to France with a student travel group.
42. Been caught in a natural disaster while on vacation?
No
43. City vacation or island vacation?
Both can be fun
44. Where will you go on your honeymoon?
Somewhere remote & relaxing
45. Ever been to an all inclusive resort? Where?
Yes, Cancun with my family for Thanksgiving
46. Have you ever had to cancel a vacation cuz you broke up with the person you were going with?
No
47. How many bathing suits do you own?
Two
48. Would you go on a 5-star paid vacation as an escort to a 75 year old billionaire even if you had to put out daily?
Yes, but I don't get out of my cabin bunk for less than 100K a day
49. Ever take a ski holiday?
Yes, but I didn't ski
50. Would you rather a 23 hour flight, or a 23 hour road trip?
Either... it just depends on the destination
Thanks for the shout out! :)
1. How much vacation time do you get from your job? 10 days...accrued
2. How many trips have you taken so far this year? 3
3. What airline do you travel on the most? Continental...and after my flight back home, I will miss becoming Elite by 946 miles.
4. Have you ever taken the Greyhound? No
5. If so, where? N/A
6. If money were no object, where would you vacation? Greece, Fiji, anywhere with a beach, blue water, palm trees, and preferably no kids
7. How many countries have you been to? 6 - Canada, England, Wales, Switzerland, Germany, France
8. What was the most exotic country you have visited? Exotic? Uhm, Switzerland?
9. Ever been on a safari? where? No but would LOVE to!
10. Do you prefer to go to the museums and see the sites, or lie on the beach and do nothing? Lie on the beach and do nothing. But I'll check out the museums and sights too.
11. Fave cuisine from your travels? Mexican food in Switzerland! It's not bad!
12. Ever been on a cruise? where? No but would LOVE to!
13. Favorite museum? that one in Philly with the dinosaurs!
14. Would you ever go on vacation by yourself? In an English-speaking country, yes.
15. How many theme parks have you been to? 6 maybe
16. Which ones and where? Great Adventure (NJ), Busch Gardens (VA), Canada's Wonderland (Toronto), King's Island (OH), Disney World (FL), Disney Land (CA) - does Epcot count? If so, I've been to 7 including Epcot.
17. Fave theme park attraction? Rollercoasters!
18. Ever backpacked? No. Where? N/A
19. Fave hotel? Polynesian Village
20. Ever been to a spa? (the kind that doesn't serve alcohol) No.
21. Have you taken a vacation with friends? If spring break counts, yes.
22. Where to?Daytona, Vegas, and Ft. Lauderdale
23. Fave souvenier from a vacation? pictures
24. Do you send postcards to friends and family when on vacation? sometimes
25. Most random place you have been to on vacation? Toronto (with school).
26. Light packer or heavy packer? HEAVY
27. Ever befriended someone on a trip that you still keep in touch with? I don't think so.
28. Where do you NOT want to ever go on vacation? Tijuana
29. How many different nationalities have you fucked? Just Americans
30. What country produces the hottest men? Not that I've ever been, but probably Italy
31. Do you SCUBA? Yes, and I'm certified
32. Adventure vacations or relaxing vacations? Both
33. Train, plane or automobile? All 3
34. Favorite romantic destination? Venice
35. Would you ever go to a nudist colony for vacation? No
36. Your longest flight? To Switz at about 8 hours
37. Favorite childhood summer vacation? OBX
38. Worst vacation and why? I can't think of any
39. Do you take pictures when you travel? Of course!
40. Did you go to summer camp? No and I feel jipped!
41. Ever take a group tour vacation? If you count going to Canada and Orlando with about 75 people from HS, then yes.
42. Been caught in a natural disaster while on vacation? When I was just in Boca, we were caught in a tropical storm
43. City vacation or island vacation? Island
44. Where will you go on your honeymoon? Fiji or Greece
45. Ever been to an all inclusive resort? Where? Nope
46. Have you ever had to cancel a vacation cuz you broke up with the person you were going with? No
47. How many bathing suits do you own? 5
48. Would you go on a 5-star paid vacation as an escort to a 75 year old billionaire even if you had to put out daily? No!
49. Ever take a ski holiday? No, but I'd like to go to Colorado to one of those nice resort towns.
50. Would you rather a 23 hour flight, or a 23 hour road trip? Road trip!
1. How much vacation time do you get from your job? Three weeks and 2 personal days.
2. How many trips have you taken so far this year? three!! with at least two more planned.
3. What airline do you travel on the most? Um...Spirit, I guess.
4. Have you ever taken the Greyhound? Absolutely!
5. If so, where? Boston
6. If money were no object, where would you vacation? Top of the list: Venice & Florence, Greek Isles (particularly Santorini) and Bali.
7. How many countries have you been to? 6, I think.
8. What was the most exotic country you have visited? South of France
9. Ever been on a safari? where? Are you crazy??? There are bugs the size of llamas out there! The closest I've ever gotten to a safari is being spit upon by a camel in the Bronx Zoo!
10. Do you prefer to go to the museums and see the sites, or lie on the beach and do nothing? A perfect vacation is 50% sightseeing, 50% lying on my fat ass!
11. Fave cuisine from your travels? Turkish food...although in London.
12. Ever been on a cruise? where? Why yes! It was a CARNIVAL cruise, god help me. Visited San Juan, St. Thomas and St. Maarten.
13. Favorite museum? The SF Museum of Art's Keith Haring exhibit...and I saw it with Saffy! I also loved the jewels in the Tower of London!
14. Would you ever go on vacation by yourself? Hells yeah!!
15. How many theme parks have you been to? 6, maybe?
16. Which ones and where? Both Disney's, Universal, Six Flags, Sea World and Busch Gardens, VA.
17. Fave theme park attraction? Tower of Terror, Rockin' RollerCoaster and Medusa.
18. Ever backpacked? Where? Are you nuts?? The closest I came was going to Camp Nobebasco with the boy scouts. Our idea of roughing it was to bring a tv and vcr and watch ROMANCING THE STONE. It was Friday the Thirteenth was filmed!
19. Fave hotel? Hard Rock Hotel in Universal Studios
20. Ever been to a spa? (the kind that doesn't serve alcohol) No
21. Have you taken a vacation with friends? Many times!
22. Where to? GAY DISNEY BITCHES!
23. Fave souvenier from a vacation? Crabs from my first Gay Disney trip.
24. Do you send postcards to friends and family when on vacation? Hell no!
25. Most random place you have been to on vacation? Everywhere I've been is pretty standard. Maybe Niagara Falls when I was 8. And I wore hand painted Smurf overalls. I thought I looked SO CUTE!!
26. Light packer or heavy packer? Very light.
27. Ever befriended someone on a trip that you still keep in touch with? Nope.
28. Where do you NOT want to ever go on vacation? Baghdad
29. How many different nationalities have you fucked? Let's see...Brazilian, German, Hungarian (all with accents...I assume that's what we mean)...and probably a few who I never actually said a work to.
30. What country produces the hottest men? FRANCE!
31. Do you SCUBA? Goodness no. Sharks!
32. Adventure vacations or relaxing vacations? Relaxing vacations.
33. Train, plane or automobile? Depends on the lenght of trip. I've had good times on each.
34. Favorite romantic destination? South of France
35. Would you ever go to a nudist colony for vacation? Colony? No. But a nude beach? sure!
36. Your longest flight? 8 hours.
37. Favorite childhood summer vacation? Disney the first time. But I did love my summer vacations down the shore with my whole family.
38. Worst vacation and why? Wellfleet, Cape Cod last summer with the in-laws. Everyone was just a tad on edge.
39. Do you take pictures when you travel? Rarely...but I DID just buy a camera for France and took a lot of shots. I, however, have no idea how to upload them on ofoto.
40. Did you go to summer camp? Nope.
41. Ever take a group tour vacation? Heavens no!
42. Been caught in a natural disaster while on vacation? Does a raging alcoholic, manic-depressive family member count as a natural disaster? If so, then yes!
43. City vacation or island vacation? Both...but since we have to choose, Island.
44. Where will you go on your honeymoon? Venice and Florence
45. Ever been to an all inclusive resort? Where? Never have...we should, Davey!
46. Have you ever had to cancel a vacation cuz you broke up with the person you were going with? No, thank god!
47. How many bathing suits do you own? One that fits...one that kinda fits. A bunch that no longer fitl.
48. Would you go on a 5-star paid vacation as an escort to a 75 year old billionaire even if you had to put out daily? Is he in good shape?? Would I only get the vaca or would I be also compensated with cash? If cash is involved, then yes. If not, no!
49. Ever take a ski holiday? No, but I'm dying to!
50. Would you rather a 23 hour flight, or a 23 hour road trip? Road trip. You can stop and see the crazy fuckers who live in this country. Anyone every see the tic-tac-toe-playing chicken??
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