What I Did For My Summer Vacation In 50 Questions Or Less

Today my sister leaves her life in New Jersey and heads off to Switzerland to be reunited with her lover. She will be there for 3 months, lucky whore! In honor of her trip, I give you 50 questions about travel. Bon Voyage, Sis! Don't forget to write...and buy me lots of cool things in Europe!!


1. How much vacation time do you get from your job?
2. How many trips have you taken so far this year?
3. What airline do you travel on the most?
4. Have you ever taken the Greyhound?
5. If so, where?
6. If money were no object, where would you vacation?
7. How many countries have you been to?
8. What was the most exotic country you have visited?
9. Ever been on a safari? where?
10. Do you prefer to go to the museums and see the sites, or lie on the beach and do nothing?
11. Fave cuisine from your travels?
12. Ever been on a cruise? where?
13. Favorite museum?
14. Would you ever go on vacation by yourself?
15. How many theme parks have you been to?
16. Which ones and where?
17. Fave theme park attraction?
18. Ever backpacked? Where?
19. Fave hotel?
20. Ever been to a spa? (the kind that doesn't serve alcohol)
21. Have you taken a vacation with friends?
22. Where to?
23. Fave souvenier from a vacation?
24. Do you send postcards to friends and family when on vacation?
25. Most random place you have been to on vacation?
26. Light packer or heavy packer?
27. Ever befriended someone on a trip that you still keep in touch with?
28. Where do you NOT want to ever go on vacation?
29. How many different nationalities have you fucked?
30. What country produces the hottest men?
31. Do you SCUBA?
32. Adventure vacations or relaxing vacations?
33. Train, plane or automobile?
34. Favorite romantic destination?
35. Would you ever go to a nudist colony for vacation?
36. Your longest flight?
37. Favorite childhood summer vacation?
38. Worst vacation and why?
39. Do you take pictures when you travel?
40. Did you go to summer camp?
41. Ever take a group tour vacation?
42. Been caught in a natural disaster while on vacation?
43. City vacation or island vacation?
44. Where will you go on your honeymoon?
45. Ever been to an all inclusive resort? Where?
46. Have you ever had to cancel a vacation cuz you broke up with the person you were going with?
47. How many bathing suits do you own?
48. Would you go on a 5-star paid vacation as an escort to a 75 year old billionaire even if you had to put out daily?
49. Ever take a ski holiday?
50. Would you rather a 23 hour flight, or a 23 hour road trip?

The 50 Greatest TV Questions Ever

In honor of the 2005 Emmy nominations....
1. On average, how many hours of TV do you watch a week?
2. Fave reality show?
3. Wonder Woman or Bionic Woman?
4. Who would you cast in the remake of 'The Golden Girls'?
5. What's your favorite channel?
6. Did/do you watch cartoons? Which ones?
7. Do you own a Tivo/DVR?
8. Sattellite or cable?
9. CNN or MSNBC?
10. Favorite show in syndication?
11. Katie or Diane?
12. The longest running show on TV?
13. If given the chance, what TV show would you cancel?
14. TV actor you hate?
15. TV actress you hate?
16. How big is your TV?
17. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Patricia Heaton, Lisa Kudrow, Debra Messing
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F:
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18. Worst remake of a British TV show for Amercian television?
19. Best TV theme song?
20. Favorite TV show from the 70's or 80's?
21. Best game show host?
22. What TV show did Demi Moore begin her career with?
23. Favorite HBO series?
24. Favorite Real World season?
25. Thoughts on all the poker shows on TV?
26. What do you watch when you come home drunk at 2am?
27. I am a TV exec....pitch your idea of the perfect TV show to me. GO.
28. That's so Raven. Discuss.
29. Favorite Made for TV Movie of all time?
30. What television show featured a retarded boy named Corky?
31. Who shot J.R?
32. Favorite Saturday Night Live skit?
33. 90210 or Melrose Place?
34. Name another sit com that starred Matt LeBlanc besides Friends and Joey.
35. How many spin-offs has Star Trek had?
36. Favorite Saved By The Bell character?
37. What was the hangout of the 90210 gang?
38. Favorite Nick at Nite or TV Land show?
39. Favorite infommercial?
40. Favorite Charlie's Angel?
41. Favorite Brady episode?
42. So Gloria Estefan is getting her own talk show. Which celeb do you want to see hosting a day time talk show?
43. Jennifer Garner. Love her or hate her?
44. How many shows has Shannen Doherty had?
45. Ponch or John?
46. What old TV show should they remake?
47. Where do The Simpsons live?
48. Do you watch soap operas? If so, which one(s)?
49. What was the Cheers spinoff?
50.Name of the theater the Emmys are held every year?