Friday, September 23, 2005

Random50 Redux

1. Have you ever paid for sex?
2. Are there really 2,000 body parts as Lever 2000 claims?
3. Favorite song from this summer?
4. Last concert you saw?
5. Do you save your change?
6. Did you have a pen pal as a kid?
7. What is your lip balm brand?
8. Favorite sneaker brand?
9. Favorite bar?
10. Have you ever stolen something from a friend?
11. Do you smoke? what brand?
12. What is your Indian name? What tribe do you belong to?
13. Favorite thing to do by yourself?
14. What will you be doing 20 years from now?
15. Where are you right now?
16. Have you ever gotten in trouble at work? Why?
17. What country would you adopt a child from?
18. If you had the space would you take in a hurricane victim?
19. Do you 69?
20. What is the title of the movie of your life?
21. Do you collect anything?
22. Name of the person who took your virginity?
23. How many square feet is your apt/house?
24. Create a new first and last name with the same letters as your existing name...an anagram.
25. How would you commit suicide?
26. Have you ever had sex with someone who is a celebrity (major or otherwise)?
27. Have you ever done the internet dating thing?
28. If so, how did it work out?
29. Fave job you've had?
30. Do you see a shrink?
32. Are you on any drugs (not recreational)?
33. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Margaret Cho, Paula Poundstone, or Kathy Griffin?
C:
F:
M:
34. Catherine Zeta or Kate Winslet?
35. Have you ever had lice?
36. Have you ever had an STD?
37. Do you go camping?
38. Name one thing that makes you angry.
39. Fave movie you've seen this year so far?
40. Do you have siblings? What number child are you?
41. Name one interesting thing about your job.
42. Do you like where you live?
43. What kind/type/brand of underwear do you wear?
44. Target or Walmart?
45. Ketchup or mustard?
46. Would you ever shave your head?
47. Would you ever pose for Spencer Tunick in one of his mass nude pictures?
48. How much money would it take for you to have sex, completely naked in Times Square (assuming no one stops you and you do it for at least 20 mins)?
49. Name the celebrity you would most want to work for...as their assistant.
50. What's the nicest thing you have done for someone?

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Have you ever paid for sex? Emotionally, yes...but never with money! Not that I wouldn't.
2. Are there really 2,000 body parts as Level 2000 claims? No...liars.
3. Favorite song from this summer? Was that B-A-N-A-N-A-S song from this summer? I guess that one. WAIT...SINCE YOU BEEN GONE? This summer? I don't know.
4. Last concert you saw? SOUTH PACIFIC concert at Carnegie Hall.
5. Do you save your change? Absolutely...God love Commerce's Penny Arcade. She's so cute and helpful.
6. Did you have a pen pal as a kid? Aw hell no.
7. What is your lip balm brand? Chapstick.
8. Favorite sneaker brand? New Balance.
9. Favorite bar? North Square
10. Have you ever stolen something from a friend? I think I stole Brian Farley's NINE Concert Recording CD...and his Thoroughly Modern Millie VHS.
11. Do you smoke? what brand? Used to. I was loyal to the Marlby Ultra Lights...but was having a torrid affair with the recessed filters of Parliaments!
12. What is your Indian name? What tribe do you belong to? Singing Bottom Bird. I'm a Mohican.
13. Favorite thing to do by yourself? Explore a city.
14. What will you be doing 20 years from now? Hopefully collecting residual checks.
15. Where are you right now? At my cubicle. Send help.
16. Have you ever gotten in trouble at work? Why? Like serious trouble? I sent out a press release a day early (because Damian Wilde told me to) and ruined the big announcement A&E was going to make. Oopsey!
17. What country would you adopt a child from? China...they're porcelin dolls!!
18. If you had the space would you take in a hurricane victim? Yes.
19. Do you 69? OF COURSE!
20. What is the title of the movie of your life? Deepthroat.
21. Do you collect anything? I don't think I do. I've tried to start collections...but they never take.
22. Name of the person who took your virginity? First boy I ever fooled around with? Mauricio. First to poke me (and whom I poked)? Jay Falzone!
23. How many square feet is your apt/house? Around 750.
24. Create a new first and last name with the same letters as your existing name...an anagram. Tobert Imanter. I LIKE IT!
25. How would you commit suicide? Pills!!!
26. Have you ever had sex with someone who is a celebrity (major or otherwise)? Does sleeping with someone who was on the last season of Bosom Buddies count? He's also the president of Actors' Equity!
27. Have you ever done the internet dating thing? Yes
28. If so, how did it work out? Dated a nice guy for a month. Plus I've had LOTS of sex.
29. Fave job you've had? Penn Shakespeare Festival. FABULOUS time.
30. Do you see a shrink? Used to...should go again cause I'm a lunatic.
32. Are you on any drugs (not recreational)? Propecia and Flonase.
33. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Margaret Cho, Paula Poundstone, or Kathy Griffin?
C: Griffin (I KNOW...I love her...but I couldn't live with her or stick it in!)
F: Cho
M: Poundstone. She's so even-keeled when she's not drinking.
34. Catherine Zeta or Kate Winslet? Winslet. She's delicious.
35. Have you ever had lice? Pubic...yes.
36. Have you ever had an STD? See above...oh...and the clap!
37. Do you go camping? Are you nuts?
38. Name one thing that makes you angry. The N Train.
39. Fave movie you've seen this year so far? Tarnation (on cable). Stunning.
40. Do you have siblings? What number child are you? 3 Brothers and a Sister. I'm #5
41. Name one interesting thing about your job. I know how much Rita Moreno made per episode of Oz.
42. Do you like where you live? It's Ok. But I'd like to be back in Manhattan.
43. What kind/type/brand of underwear do you wear? Gap briefs in either black or white or gray.
44. Target or Walmart? Target.
45. Ketchup or mustard? Ketchup
46. Would you ever shave your head? As a matter of fact, I do!
47. Would you ever pose for Spencer Tunick in one of his mass nude pictures? Hell yes.
48. How much money would it take for you to have sex, completely naked in Times Square (assuming no one stops you and you do it for at least 20 mins)? A frappucino and two tickets to a movie.
49. Name the celebrity you would most want to work for...as their assistant. Drew Barrymore.
50. What's the nicest thing you have done for someone? Ever? I put up an almost complete strange in my apt. for a night when he had nowhere to in NYC. And no I didn't have sex with him. He was cute though.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Miss Lizard said...

1. Have you ever paid for sex? Not that I'm aware of, although it's entirely possible.
2. Are there really 2,000 body parts as Level 2000 claims? No. I'm only aware of the 1,999.
3. Favorite song from this summer? Since You've Been Gone
4. Last concert you saw? Oasis/Jet @ the H'Wood Bowl
5. Do you save your change? Yes...it comes in handy-like this am when I realized I have $5.00 in the bank and I wanted to get a coffee.
6. Did you have a pen pal as a kid? Yes, but the name escapes me...someone from Israel
7. What is your lip balm brand?
Rosebud lip slave
8. Favorite sneaker brand? Puma
9. Favorite bar? this new one I stmbled upon the other night in the middle of Skid Row. Fortunately they don't let the homeless in.
10. Have you ever stolen something from a friend? don't think so...I've "borrowed" plenty.
11. Do you smoke? what brand? Yes, but quitting is in order. Parliaments or M'bro lites
12. What is your Indian name? What tribe do you belong to? Tiger Lily. Tribe: Wetoowewantochu
13. Favorite thing to do by yourself? read
14. What will you be doing 20 years from now? fucking some gorgeous guy who has lots of cash on a boat in the Mediterranean.
15. Where are you right now? Work, at my desk
16. Have you ever gotten in trouble at work? Why? I have fucked up a lot of orders in my life. Try explaining to a customer that you forgot to put their order in. Oops.
17. What country would you adopt a child from? Jamiaca, but he must have dreads
18. If you had the space would you take in a hurricane victim? Yes, although my cat might not like it
19. Do you 69? Why yes!
20. What is the title of the movie of your life? LIZ WITH A Z!
21. Do you collect anything? old books, engagement rings
22. Name of the person who took your virginity? Jo Stapleton...ugh
23. How many square feet is your apt/house? 710
24. Create a new first and last name with the same letters as your existing name...an anagram. Zia del Blacwelleth
25. How would you commit suicide? lots of pills and booze
26. Have you ever had sex with someone who is a celebrity (major or otherwise)? don't think so
27. Have you ever done the internet dating thing? no, but I'm tempted
28. If so, how did it work out? n/a
29. Fave job you've had? Showplace singing ice cream parlor
30. Do you see a shrink? I have, and probably should go back
32. Are you on any drugs (not recreational)? does Claritin count?
33. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Margaret Cho, Paula Poundstone, or Kathy Griffin?
C:Poundstone
F:Cho
M:Griffin
34. Catherine Zeta or Kate Winslet? toughy, but I go with Winslet. I don't like Zeta's creepy old man husband
35. Have you ever had lice? no
36. Have you ever had an STD? yes
37. Do you go camping? yes, but not for years
38. Name one thing that makes you angry. LA drivers
39. Fave movie you've seen this year so far? The Constant Gardner
40. Do you have siblings? What number child are you? yes, 2 sisters :) I am #1!! Woohoo!
41. Name one interesting thing about your job. Um...I don't see my boss for weeks on end?
42. Do you like where you live? it's a cool building, but the proximity to Skid Row makes it hard to go on my evening walk
43. What kind/type/brand of underwear do you wear? g string
44. Target or Walmart? Target
45. Ketchup or mustard? mustard
46. Would you ever shave your head? Sure
47. Would you ever pose for Spencer Tunick in one of his mass nude pictures? Sure
48. How much money would it take for you to have sex, completely naked in Times Square (assuming no one stops you and you do it for at least 20 mins)? 1 million smackers
49. Name the celebrity you would most want to work for...as their assistant. Keifer! I wonder if he would fuck his employees, cuz that's fine with me.
50. What's the nicest thing you have done for someone? I walked a old blind lady across a busy street in NYC after she asked a bunch of ppl. to help her and no one did...bastards.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Have you ever paid for sex? no
2. Are there really 2,000 body parts as Lever 2000 claims? no
3. Favorite song from this summer? “pon de replay” by rihana
4. Last concert you saw? chan marshall
5. Do you save your change? yes
6. Did you have a pen pal as a kid? no
7. What is your lip balm brand? kiehls
8. Favorite sneaker brand? addidas stan smith
9. Favorite bar? checkerboard lounge
10. Have you ever stolen something from a friend? A girlfriend
11. Do you smoke? what brand? n/a
12. What is your Indian name? What tribe do you belong to? chief fat pig. zuni’s
13. Favorite thing to do by yourself? surf the net
14. What will you be doing 20 years from now? retired
15. Where are you right now? home
16. Have you ever gotten in trouble at work? Why? yes; refused to take on a project/client
17. What country would you adopt a child from? monaco
18. If you had the space would you take in a hurricane victim? no
19. Do you 69? yes
20. What is the title of the movie of your life? it came from outer space
21. Do you collect anything? music
22. Name of the person who took your virginity? marushka
23. How many square feet is your apt/house? 1,000
24. Create a new first and last name with the same letters as your existing name...an anagram. Mac le’ Honjh
25. How would you commit suicide? lugar
26. Have you ever had sex with someone who is a celebrity (major or otherwise)? yes
27. Have you ever done the internet dating thing? no
28. If so, how did it work out? n/a
29. Fave job you've had? the next one
30. Do you see a shrink? no
32. Are you on any drugs (not recreational)? no
33. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Margaret Cho, Paula Poundstone, or Kathy Griffin?
C: cho, poundstone
F: griffin
M: none
34. Catherine Zeta or Kate Winslet? winslet
35. Have you ever had lice? no
36. Have you ever had an STD? no
37. Do you go camping? no
38. Name one thing that makes you angry. deadbeat clients
39. Fave movie you've seen this year so far? kung fu hustle
40. Do you have siblings? What number child are you? yes, 3 of 3
41. Name one interesting thing about your job. the secrets
42. Do you like where you live? yes
43. What kind/type/brand of underwear do you wear? boxers; like Pink’s
44. Target or Walmart? walmart
45. Ketchup or mustard? mustard
46. Would you ever shave your head? yes
47. Would you ever pose for Spencer Tunick in one of his mass nude pictures? sure
48. How much money would it take for you to have sex, completely naked in Times Square (assuming no one stops you and you do it for at least 20 mins)? depends on with whom
49. Name the celebrity you would most want to work for...as their assistant. tarantino
50. What's the nicest thing you have done for someone? zilch

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Have you ever paid for sex? no
2. Are there really 2,000 body parts as Lever 2000 claims? that's just dumb
3. Favorite song from this summer? i haven't been listening
4. Last concert you saw? U2 in Nice
5. Do you save your change? Yes, in my wallet right now I have $39.80 (swiss francs) in change...but the coins are $5, $1, so it's a lot of those
6. Did you have a pen pal as a kid? yes, natasha something from australia and some kid from egypt
7. What is your lip balm brand? Labello lipcare
8. Favorite sneaker brand? saucony
9. Favorite bar? Nick's and The Bird, both in Bloomington, IN
10. Have you ever stolen something from a friend? no
11. Do you smoke? what brand? no
12. What is your Indian name? What tribe do you belong to? Amandiana but I don't know what tribe
13. Favorite thing to do by yourself? read, relax
14. What will you be doing 20 years from now? married, 3 kids, and hopefully at a job i like
15. Where are you right now? Switzerland, at the apartment, in front of the computer
16. Have you ever gotten in trouble at work? Why? Yes, b/c I went to the head boss when my regular boss was gone b/c a team was supposed to play on Yom Kippur and they wanted to reschedule (not supposed to reschedule play off games). When my boss got back she said that I knew I was not supposed to do that. Jezus she was a bitch.
17. What country would you adopt a child from? Vietnam
18. If you had the space would you take in a hurricane victim? No. Sorry, I'm really not a bad person. You just never know who you'll be inviting into your home. I'll give them money to stay at a hotel.
19. Do you 69? Yes
20. What is the title of the movie of your life? Not sure
21. Do you collect anything? Besides change, lighthouse things and spoons from around the country/world
22. Name of the person who took your virginity? Technically it was A. Skipworth - the time before was with some senior in college who couldn't get it up, which is why technically it was with Adam.
23. How many square feet is your apt/house? No idea. It's pretty big.
24. Create a new first and last name with the same letters as your existing name...an anagram. Lana Waldacmel
25. How would you commit suicide? Pills?
26. Have you ever had sex with someone who is a celebrity (major or otherwise)? No
27. Have you ever done the internet dating thing? No
28. If so, how did it work out? n/a
29. Fave job you've had? parasailing at the beach
30. Do you see a shrink? Did
32. Are you on any drugs (not recreational)? No
33. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Margaret Cho, Paula Poundstone, or Kathy Griffin?
C: Poundstone
F: Cho
M: Griffin
34. Catherine Zeta or Kate Winslet? Kate Winslet
35. Have you ever had lice? No
36. Have you ever had an STD? No
37. Do you go camping? Only when I was in Brownies/Girl Scouts.
38. Name one thing that makes you angry. The cost of everything over here.
39. Fave movie you've seen this year so far? Hotel Rwanda. Can't remember what else I've seen this year.
40. Do you have siblings? What number child are you? Yes, I'm the middle.
41. Name one interesting thing about your job. I don't have to work - no job right now.
42. Do you like where you live? Yeah
43. What kind/type/brand of underwear do you wear? My favorites are my Barely There undies, but they discontinued this one and I only have 3 pairs left
44. Target or Walmart? Target, but I love Walmart too!
45. Ketchup or mustard? Ketchup
46. Would you ever shave your head? For fun? No. Life or death situation or to win a million bucks? Yes.
47. Would you ever pose for Spencer Tunick in one of his mass nude pictures? Yes, it's not like people would be looking at me really.
48. How much money would it take for you to have sex, completely naked in Times Square (assuming no one stops you and you do it for at least 20 mins)? LOTS!
49. Name the celebrity you would most want to work for...as their assistant. I don't know. A musician so I can travel on the road with them.
50. What's the nicest thing you have done for someone? Spider and I gave our doggie bag to a homeless man in Baltimore - he was very appreciative.

7:14 AM  

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