Friday, October 21, 2005

CreepyScary50

1. What was your fave Halloween costume?
2. What religion condones Halloween?
3. Candy Corn: Yum or nasty fake crap?
4. Who starred as the original WORST WITCH?
5. Who played a pair of twins in the same movie?
6. How would you be killed by Mike Myers?
7. Who starred in WATCHER IN THE WOODS?
8. Who waited all night for the Great Pumpkin?
9. Fave Halloween Treat?
10. Chuck, fuck or Marry: Jason, Mike Myers, Freddy Kruger

C:

F:

M:

11. Ever been to a haunted house? Where and were you a scared little pussy?

12. Goody Proctor was accused of being a witch. What the hell does 'Goody' mean?

13. What was the actual name of Frankenstein's Monster?

14. What country did he live in?

15. True or False: The Thriller video totally freaked my shit out.

16. Did you ever partake in Mischief Night?

17. If so, what did you do?

18. Did you ever win a prize for best costume?

19. What was the costume?

20. What is your costume going to be this year?

21. Did you ever find razor blades in a piece of candy?

22. Stupidest Halloween costume you ever had...

23. Fave scary movie franchise/series?

24. In what town did they burn all the witches?

25. Would you rather be buried alive in a coffin, or slowly eaten alive by a werewolf?

26. What will you be doing this Halloween?
27. At what age did you stop trick or treating?
28. Name the actor that played Frankenstein in "Young Frankenstein".
29. Do you believe in ghosts?
30. How much will you spend on your costume this year?
31. Will you go to a Halloween parade? Where?
32. Least liked Halloween candy?
33. Do you know anyone claiming to be a witch?
34. Would you rather burn at the stake or die by drowning?
35. Will you be cremated or buried?
36. What has been the worst prank someone has done to you?
37. Have you ever felt sad 'cause you didn't get enough candy?
38. Did someone ever not open the door to you cause you were to old?
39. Are you one of those lame, boring people that doesn't had out candy?
40. You've been given an apple by the old woman down the block: do you chuck it at her window or eat it 'cause you need your ruffage?
41. Silver bullet or stak through the heart?
42. Name the first big-time vampire flick (hint...it was silent)
43. What accoutrement would come off the Looney Tunes witch wherever she ran?
44. What's the full name of Halloween?
45. What Catholic holiday takes place the day AFTER Halloween?
46. Did you ever do the Mash?
47. Micheal Myer's mask is actually whose face?
48. Name one other movie starring Robert "Freddy Kruger" Englund.
49. WICKED: Fabu B'way musical or hack piece of shit?
50. Who haunts your dreams at night?

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was your fave Halloween costume? Roy, of siegfried and roy fame :)
2. What religion condones Halloween? I think technically all of them
3. Candy Corn: Yum or nasty fake crap? Nasty Fake Crap
4. Who starred as the original WORST WITCH? ? My Boss?
5. Who played a pair of twins in the same movie? Lindsay Lohan
6. How would you be killed by Mike Myers?
7. Who starred in WATCHER IN THE WOODS?Bette Davis?
8. Who waited all night for the Great Pumpkin?Charlie Brown
9. Fave Halloween Treat? Gummi Bears
10. Chuck, fuck or Marry: Jason, Mike Myers, Freddy Kruger
C: Jason
F: Mike Myers
M: Freddy
11. Ever been to a haunted house? Where and were you a scared little pussy? When I was a kid we went to long branch haunted mansion and Brigantine Castle in Jersey..they scared the shit out of me
12. Goody Proctor was accused of being a witch. What the hell does 'Goody' mean? Mrs.
13. What was the actual name of Frankenstein's Monster? Didn't have one
14. What country did he live in?Bavaria
15. True or False: The Thriller video totally freaked my shit out. FALSE
16. Did you ever partake in Mischief Night? Yes
17. If so, what did you do? Lit a bag of Poo n fire and put it on the front doorstep of mean Mrs. mitchell
18. Did you ever win a prize for best costume? No
19. What was the costume?
20. What is your costume going to be this year? I amy go as an altar boy to Robbie's priest
21. Did you ever find razor blades in a piece of candy? No
22. Stupidest Halloween costume you ever had... Marilyn Monroe..I looked like Lacey Chabert in a blonde wig
23. Fave scary movie franchise/series? The Exorcist
24. In what town did they burn all the witches? Salem
25. Would you rather be buried alive in a coffin, or slowly eaten alive by a werewolf? Werewolf, it could be kinda hot
26. What will you be doing this Halloween?Don't know yet
27. At what age did you stop trick or treating?17
28. Name the actor that played Frankenstein in "Young Frankenstein".Peter Boyle
29. Do you believe in ghosts?YES
30. How much will you spend on your costume this year?Too mUch
31. Will you go to a Halloween parade? Where?No not the parade..maybe a party
32. Least liked Halloween candy? Caramels
33. Do you know anyone claiming to be a witch?No, but I know a few who should claim it
34. Would you rather burn at the stake or die by drowning?Drowning
35. Will you be cremated or buried?Cremated
36. What has been the worst prank someone has done to you?my friend Told a room of people that I was Barbra Streisands son, they paid more attention to me and told me I was an amazing singer, which I'm not sure they really felt
37. Have you ever felt sad 'cause you didn't get enough candy?Yes
38. Did someone ever not open the door to you cause you were to old?No
39. Are you one of those lame, boring people that doesn't had out candy?No
40. You've been given an apple by the old woman down the block: do you chuck it at her window or eat it 'cause you need your ruffage?Cut it open
41. Silver bullet or stak through the heart?Silver Bullet
42. Name the first big-time vampire flick (hint...it was silent)NOSFERATU
43. What accoutrement would come off the Looney Tunes witch wherever she ran? Hair Pins
44. What's the full name of Halloween? All Souls day?
45. What Catholic holiday takes place the day AFTER Halloween?All Saints Day
46. Did you ever do the Mash?No
47. Micheal Myer's mask is actually whose face? Captain Kirk
48. Name one other movie starring Robert "Freddy Kruger" Englund.The Phantom of the Opera
49. WICKED: Fabu B'way musical or hack piece of shit?Fabu Musical Sorry Robbie
50. Who haunts your dreams at night? Last Night it was Tina Turner, and a 1000 foot tidal wave

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was your fave Halloween costume? Roy, of siegfried and roy fame :)
2. What religion condones Halloween? I think technically all of them
3. Candy Corn: Yum or nasty fake crap? Nasty Fake Crap
4. Who starred as the original WORST WITCH? ? My Boss?
5. Who played a pair of twins in the same movie? Lindsay Lohan
6. How would you be killed by Mike Myers?
7. Who starred in WATCHER IN THE WOODS?Bette Davis?
8. Who waited all night for the Great Pumpkin?Charlie Brown
9. Fave Halloween Treat? Gummi Bears
10. Chuck, fuck or Marry: Jason, Mike Myers, Freddy Kruger
C: Jason
F: Mike Myers
M: Freddy
11. Ever been to a haunted house? Where and were you a scared little pussy? When I was a kid we went to long branch haunted mansion and Brigantine Castle in Jersey..they scared the shit out of me
12. Goody Proctor was accused of being a witch. What the hell does 'Goody' mean? Mrs.
13. What was the actual name of Frankenstein's Monster? Didn't have one
14. What country did he live in?Bavaria
15. True or False: The Thriller video totally freaked my shit out. FALSE
16. Did you ever partake in Mischief Night? Yes
17. If so, what did you do? Lit a bag of Poo n fire and put it on the front doorstep of mean Mrs. mitchell
18. Did you ever win a prize for best costume? No
19. What was the costume?
20. What is your costume going to be this year? I amy go as an altar boy to Robbie's priest
21. Did you ever find razor blades in a piece of candy? No
22. Stupidest Halloween costume you ever had... Marilyn Monroe..I looked like Lacey Chabert in a blonde wig
23. Fave scary movie franchise/series? The Exorcist
24. In what town did they burn all the witches? Salem
25. Would you rather be buried alive in a coffin, or slowly eaten alive by a werewolf? Werewolf, it could be kinda hot
26. What will you be doing this Halloween?Don't know yet
27. At what age did you stop trick or treating?17
28. Name the actor that played Frankenstein in "Young Frankenstein".Peter Boyle
29. Do you believe in ghosts?YES
30. How much will you spend on your costume this year?Too mUch
31. Will you go to a Halloween parade? Where?No not the parade..maybe a party
32. Least liked Halloween candy? Caramels
33. Do you know anyone claiming to be a witch?No, but I know a few who should claim it
34. Would you rather burn at the stake or die by drowning?Drowning
35. Will you be cremated or buried?Cremated
36. What has been the worst prank someone has done to you?my friend Told a room of people that I was Barbra Streisands son, they paid more attention to me and told me I was an amazing singer, which I'm not sure they really felt
37. Have you ever felt sad 'cause you didn't get enough candy?Yes
38. Did someone ever not open the door to you cause you were to old?No
39. Are you one of those lame, boring people that doesn't had out candy?No
40. You've been given an apple by the old woman down the block: do you chuck it at her window or eat it 'cause you need your ruffage?Cut it open
41. Silver bullet or stak through the heart?Silver Bullet
42. Name the first big-time vampire flick (hint...it was silent)NOSFERATU
43. What accoutrement would come off the Looney Tunes witch wherever she ran? Hair Pins
44. What's the full name of Halloween? All Souls day?
45. What Catholic holiday takes place the day AFTER Halloween?All Saints Day
46. Did you ever do the Mash?No
47. Micheal Myer's mask is actually whose face? Captain Kirk
48. Name one other movie starring Robert "Freddy Kruger" Englund.The Phantom of the Opera
49. WICKED: Fabu B'way musical or hack piece of shit?Fabu Musical Sorry Robbie
50. Who haunts your dreams at night? Last Night it was Tina Turner, and a 1000 foot tidal wave

12:22 PM  
Blogger Miss Lizard said...

1. What was your fave Halloween costume? Miss America, the morning after
2. What religion condemns Halloween?
Those Jehovah's
3. Candy Corn: Yum or nasty fake crap? Kinda nasty
4. Who starred as the original WORST WITCH? I have no idea...Elizabeth Montgomery?
5. Who played a pair of twins in the same movie? Jeremy Irons
6. How would you be killed by Mike Myers? Tire iron to the face
7. Who starred in WATCHER IN THE WOODS? Bette Davis
8. Who waited all night for the Great Pumpkin? Cahrlie Brown
9. Fave Halloween Treat? Candy apples
10. Chuck, fuck or Marry: Jason, Mike Myers, Freddy Kruger
C:Freddy
F:Jason
M:Myers
11. Ever been to a haunted house? Where and were you a scared little pussy? Orlando, and YES!!
12. Goody Proctor was accused of being a witch. What the hell does 'Goody' mean? It's a company that makes hairbrushes
13. What was the actual name of Frankenstein's Monster? Bob
14. What country did he live in? Germany
15. True or False: The Thriller video totally freaked my shit out. Yes
16. Did you ever partake in Mischief Night? Once
17. If so, what did you do?TP'd someones house
18. Did you ever win a prize for best costume? Yes, when I was 3 and 4
19. What was the costume? a pilgrim and Little Bo Peep
20. What is your costume going to be this year? I hate Halloween, so I have no idea
21. Did you ever find razor blades in a piece of candy? No...I think that's an urban legend
22. Stupidest Halloween costume you ever had...a strawberry, a box of crayons
23. Fave scary movie franchise/series? Nightmare on Elm Street
24. In what town did they burn all the witches? Salem
25. Would you rather be buried alive in a coffin, or slowly eaten alive by a werewolf? Buried aliev
26. What will you be doing this Halloween? Moving
27. At what age did you stop trick or treating? 15
28. Name the actor that played Frankenstein in "Young Frankenstein". Peter Boyle
29. Do you believe in ghosts? YES
30. How much will you spend on your costume this year? Hopefully none
31. Will you go to a Halloween parade? Where? No, but I went last year in WeHo and got WASTED
32. Least liked Halloween candy? Mary Janes
33. Do you know anyone claiming to be a witch? Yes, my former voacal coach is a Wiccan
34. Would you rather burn at the stake or die by drowning? Burn
35. Will you be cremated or buried? cremated
36. What has been the worst prank someone has done to you? N/A
37. Have you ever felt sad 'cause you didn't get enough candy? Oh, probably...my parents would take it from us anyway
38. Did someone ever not open the door to you cause you were to old? No
39. Are you one of those lame, boring people that doesn't had out candy? Yes
40. You've been given an apple by the old woman down the block: do you chuck it at her window or eat it 'cause you need your ruffage? Don't you remember what happened to Snow White? CHUCK IT
41. Silver bullet or stake through the heart? Bullet, please
42. Name the first big-time vampire flick (hint...it was silent) Nosferatu
43. What accoutrement would come off the Looney Tunes witch wherever she ran? Her broom?
44. What's the full name of Halloween? All Hallow's Eve?
45. What Catholic holiday takes place the day AFTER Halloween? All Saint's Day
46. Did you ever do the Mash? Of course
47. Micheal Myer's mask is actually whose face? GWBush
48. Name one other movie starring Robert "Freddy Kruger" Englund. He was in the TV series "V". does that count?
49. WICKED: Fabu B'way musical or hack piece of shit? I unfortunately never saw it, but I'll go with fabu
50. Who haunts your dreams at night? My boss

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. What was your fave Halloween costume? Bluto Blutarski
2. What religion condones Halloween? Satanism
3. Candy Corn: Yum or nasty fake crap? Yum
4. Who starred as the original WORST WITCH? beats me
5. Who played a pair of twins in the same movie? no clue
6. How would you be killed by Mike Myers? Having to watch “So I Married an Axe Murderer” more than once
7. Who starred in WATCHER IN THE WOODS? again, no clue
8. Who waited all night for the Great Pumpkin? snoopy
9. Fave Halloween Treat? rum punch
10. Chuck, fuck or Marry: Rosemary (from Rosemary’s baby), Linda Blair’s character in the Excorcist, and the freaky chick from the bottom of the well in The Ring and Ring 2.
Chuck: Linda Blair character
Fuck: Rosemary
Marry: The freaky chick from the bottom of the well
11. Ever been to a haunted house? Where and were you a scared little pussy? The Winchester House. Not scared.
12. Goody Proctor was accused of being a witch. What the hell does 'Goody' mean? An elderly woman of humble persuasion, or some such thing.
13. What was the actual name of Frankenstein's Monster? Bobby Joe
14. What country did he live in? Monaco
15. True or False: The Thriller video totally freaked my shit out. False
16. Did you ever partake in Mischief Night? No
17. If so, what did you do? n/a
18. Did you ever win a prize for best costume? Yes
19. What was the costume? Bluto Blutarski
20. What is your costume going to be this year? n/a
21. Did you ever find razor blades in a piece of candy? no
22. Stupidest Halloween costume you ever had... no idea
23. Fave scary movie franchise/series? Any George Romero flick (night of the Living Dead, etc.) or the Evil Dead films. Underrated: Jacob’s Ladder and Shaun of the Dead.
24. In what town did they burn all the witches? Salem, MA
25. Would you rather be buried alive in a coffin, or slowly eaten alive by a werewolf? Buried alive in a coffin – there’s always hope (see Beatrix Kiddo)
26. What will you be doing this Halloween? working
27. At what age did you stop trick or treating? Can’t recall
28. Name the actor that played Frankenstein in "Young Frankenstein". Peter Boyle
29. Do you believe in ghosts? No
30. How much will you spend on your costume this year? $0
31. Will you go to a Halloween parade? Where? No
32. Least liked Halloween candy? raisins
33. Do you know anyone claiming to be a witch? Yes, a secretary at my old firm.
34. Would you rather burn at the stake or die by drowning? drowning
35. Will you be cremated or buried? buried
36. What has been the worst prank someone has done to you? Can’t recall
37. Have you ever felt sad 'cause you didn't get enough candy? Yes, always.
38. Did someone ever not open the door to you cause you were to old? no
39. Are you one of those lame, boring people that doesn't had out candy? fifth amendment
40. You've been given an apple by the old woman down the block: do you chuck it at her window or eat it 'cause you need your ruffage? Chuck it
41. Silver bullet or stak through the heart? Stake thru the fucking heart
42. Name the first big-time vampire flick (hint...it was silent) Nosferatu
43. What accoutrement would come off the Looney Tunes witch wherever she ran? Witches hat
44. What's the full name of Halloween? “Halloween, an equal opportunity celebration of the diversity of witches, vampires, demons and freaks and the enrichment that they have brought to our multicultural society and the contributions they have made to American history throughout the 18th , 19th , 20th and 21st centuries due to this hallowed holiday that we all celebrate to our fullest, hearyay hearyay!” (a registered trademark)
45. What Catholic holiday takes place the day AFTER Halloween? Pochantas Day
46. Did you ever do the Mash? absolutely
47. Micheal Myer's mask is actually whose face? Winston Churchill
48. Name one other movie starring Robert "Freddy Kruger" Englund. Don’t know (but I do know he used to own my old house as well as the house next door)
49. WICKED: Fabu B'way musical or hack piece of shit? No idea what you are talking about
50. Who haunts your dreams at night? “Her face haunts my dreams at night and fills my days with doubt; And I’ll never know a healthy life till I’ve drawn this demon out” – B. Frank (“The Face on the Barroom floor”)

2:37 PM  

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