Earth, Wind and Firewater
1. Do you hike?
2. Have you ever gone surfing? Where?
3. Fave National Park?
4. Your designing the Forest Ranger uniforms...what do they look like?
5. Fave beach?
6. How do you scare off a grizzly bear?
7. Most beautiful spot in the world?
8. Name the drill you're supposed to do when you're on fire.
9. Where is Yellowstone?
10. Where are the White Mountains?
11. What tree has white bark?
12. Have you ever had sex in the woods?
13. Ever been mountain climbing?
14. If so, where?
15. Name the highest point you've been.
16. What's the big national park in Maine?
17. What would you cook on a campfire for dinner?
18. Ever get stung by a jellyfish?
19. Have you ever had a near death experience while in nature?
20. Do you fly fish?
21. Do you recycle?
22. Do you mountain bike?
23. How much money would it take for you to eat wild mushrooms that grow on cow shit?
24. You've been lost in the forest for 5 days...what are you eating?
25. Ever been to the rainforest?
26. Have you ever been snorkling?
27. Do you scuba?
28. What is coasteering?
29. What's your fave bathing suit look like?
30. What's the remedy for a jelly fish sting?
31. What is kudzu?
32. Ever gone horse back riding?
33. What beach(es) did you go to on family vacations?
34. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Jaques Cousteau, Steve Irwin, Jane Goodall
C:
F:
M:
35. Do you have a compost pile?
36. What kind of plant has 5 pointy leaves?
37. Ever been in a hurricane?
38. Fave forest animal?
39. Do you reuse plastic bags, or toss them?
40. Do you eat organic?
41. Are you a vegetarian?
42. Name your state's official tree.
43. Freshwater or saltwater?
44. If you had to pick lifeguard, ranger, or logger as a profession, which would you pick and why?
45. Do you think you could be a contestant on Survivor?
46. What about The Eco Challenge?
47. What are MRE's?
48. Did you ever go on a trip in a motorhome? where?
49. If a tree falls in the woods, is there a sound?
50. Does a bear shit in the woods?
posted by Miss Lizard @ 11:13 AM
4 Comments:
1. Do you hike? I have hiked in my life. It's not a favorite activity.
2. Have you ever gone surfing? Where? Do you really think I want to have my arm bitten off by Jaws?? No-Thank-You!
3. Fave National Park? I don't think I've ever actually been to a National Park. But the idea of Yellowstone appeals to me.
4. Your designing the Forest Ranger uniforms...what do they look like? Exactly like the uniforms Shelly Long designed for her scouts in TROOP BEVERLY HILLS.
5. Fave beach? El Matador.
6. How do you scare off a grizzly bear? You tell it your Erika Kane!
7. Most beautiful spot in the world? Cassis, France.
8. Name the drill you're supposed to do when you're on fire. Stop! Drop! Roll!
9. Where is Yellowstone? It's California, right?
10. Where are the White Mountains? No freaking clue.
11. What tree has white bark? Birch?
12. Have you ever had sex in the woods? I honestly don't remember...but seeing as I'm rarely in the woods, probably not.
13. Ever been mountain climbing? Nope.
14. If so, where? Please see above.
15. Name the highest point you've been. Mt. Pilatus in Switzerland...but I didn't climb.
16. What's the big national park in Maine? Who cares?
17. What would you cook on a campfire for dinner? Weiners.
18. Ever get stung by a jellyfish? No, but I know someone who has.
19. Have you ever had a near death experience while in nature? Well...sort of. When I went up to Mt. Pilatus, we took a cable car down. I was four and my brother Chris was holding me. He went to lean up against the window, but it was open. We both nearly plummeted to our deaths.
20. Do you fly fish? Liz, you've got to be kidding.
21. Do you recycle? Sometimes.
22. Do you mountain bike? No.
23. How much money would it take for you to eat wild mushrooms that grow on cow shit? Can they be washed first? Will they kill me? there are too many variables!
24. You've been lost in the forest for 5 days...what are you eating? bark and bugs.
25. Ever been to the rainforest? Does the manufactured one in Epcot count?
26. Have you ever been snorkling? Yes.
27. Do you scuba? No.
28. What is coasteering? Is it like orienteering on the water?
29. What's your fave bathing suit look like? I don't fit into it right now (hopefully again someday) but it's a cute little blue number!
30. What's the remedy for a jelly fish sting? a fifth of scotch and a percocet.
31. What is kudzu? A fast-growing vine, no?
32. Ever gone horse back riding? I have no desire to end up like Superman.
33. What beach(es) did you go to on family vacations? Wildwood!
34. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Jaques Cousteau, Steve Irwin, Jane Goodall
C: Goodall
F: Irwin
M: Cousteau and continue to fuck Irwin.
35. Do you have a compost pile? Yes...it's called Astoria.
36. What kind of plant has 5 pointy leaves? My guess would be cannibis.
37. Ever been in a hurricane? Those pitiful ones the used to come up the coast when we were kids.
38. Fave forest animal? chipmunks!
39. Do you reuse plastic bags, or toss them? I use them as garbage bags. I count that as reuse.
40. Do you eat organic? No.
41. Are you a vegetarian? NO!
42. Name your state's official tree. NY? The mighty elm? I have no idea.
43. Freshwater or saltwater? Saltwater.
44. If you had to pick lifeguard, ranger, or logger as a profession, which would you pick and why? Lifeguard. Beach, boys and a whistle.
45. Do you think you could be a contestant on Survivor? Absolutely not.
46. What about The Eco Challenge? Aw hell no.
47. What are MRE's? Something you get when they think you have a tumor?
48. Did you ever go on a trip in a motorhome? where? Not yet...but a girl can dream.
49. If a tree falls in the woods, is there a sound? Yes.
50. Does a bear shit in the woods? Only when they're getting fucked in the Meat Rack on Fire Island.
1. Do you hike? Yes
2. Have you ever gone surfing? Where? NO, but would love to try. I seem to recall an old boyfriend promising me to teach me...
3. Fave National Park? Lake Mead/Red Rock, NV
4. Your designing the Forest Ranger uniforms...what do they look like? Peasant skirts and floppy hats. Spurs for the men. Very western.
5. Fave beach? White Beach, USVI
6. How do you scare off a grizzly bear? BOO!
7. Most beautiful spot in the world? Haven't been yet...maybe Cinque Terre, Italy?
8. Name the drill you're supposed to do when you're on fire. Stop, drop and roll!
9. Where is Yellowstone? Wyoming?
10. Where are the White Mountains? NH
11. What tree has white bark? birch
12. Have you ever had sex in the woods? No, but willing to try :)
13. Ever been mountain climbing? No
14. If so, where? N/A
15. Name the highest point you've been. I've been to the highest point in Wales, but I don't know if that's truly the highest I've ever been..hehe
16. What's the big national park in Maine? Acadia
17. What would you cook on a campfire for dinner? Corn and potatoes, fish of the day, and smores (all food besides smores wrapped in tin foil while cooking)
18. Ever get stung by a jellyfish? NO
19. Have you ever had a near death experience while in nature? When I was at day camp I fell on a hike and skinned my knee and the hot camp counselor had to carry me back to the bus :)
20. Do you fly fish? No
21. Do you recycle? Yes-I give my bottles to my homeless neighbors on Skid Row
22. Do you mountain bike? Yes, but only on the pavement-not down mountains. did that once and never again!
23. How much money would it take for you to eat wild mushrooms that grow on cow shit? Are they magic shrooms? $500
24. You've been lost in the forest for 5 days...what are you eating? small rodents, berries
25. Ever been to the rainforest? Only at the Balitmore Aquarium
26. Have you ever been snorkling? Yes
27. Do you scuba? No
28. What is coasteering? British for exploring the coastal habitat
29. What's your fave bathing suit look like? It was a blue one piece that had an embroidered gold medal for the '80 Summer Olympics..and my Wonder Woman one
30. What's the remedy for a jelly fish sting? piss on it
31. What is kudzu? a vine that grows in the south
32. Ever gone horse back riding? yes
33. What beach(es) did you go to on family vacations? Ortley, Bradley Beach, NJ
34. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Jaques Cousteau, Steve Irwin, Jane Goodall
C:Goodall
F:Irwin
M:Cousteau
35. Do you have a compost pile? no
36. What kind of plant has 5 pointy leaves? Maryjane
37. Ever been in a hurricane? Yes, but only like a category 2
38. Fave forest animal? Bambi
39. Do you reuse plastic bags, or toss them? reuse to bag the cat poop
40. Do you eat organic? no
41. Are you a vegetarian? HELL NO
42. Name your state's official tree. Palm tree? Cactus? Aloe?
43. Freshwater or saltwater? freshwater
44. If you had to pick lifeguard, ranger, or logger as a profession, which would you pick and why? lifeguard-hot boys and a great tan
45. Do you think you could be a contestant on Survivor? Yes. It's a great way to lose all those unwanted pounds.
46. What about The Eco Challenge? If I trained really well
47. What are MRE's? Meals Ready to Eat
48. Did you ever go on a trip in a motorhome? where? YES! To Disneyland with my grandparents and family
49. If a tree falls in the woods, is there a sound? there should be..why wouldn't there be?
50. Does a bear shit in the woods? Is it Friday? Is GW our Pres? Am I drinking tonight?
1. Do you hike?HELL no
2. Have you ever gone surfing? Kinda
Where?Cape Cod
3. Fave National Park? Central park
4. Your designing the Forest Ranger uniforms...what do they look like? Lots O'Lederhosen
5. Fave beach? Newcomb Hollow , Welfleet Cape Cod
6. How do you scare off a grizzly bear? Poop on yourself
7. Most beautiful spot in the world? Gerars PT. East Hampton
8. Name the drill you're supposed to do when you're on fire.Poop Yourself
9. Where is Yellowstone?Utah
10. Where are the White Mountains? In white land
11. What tree has white bark? Santa's Tree
12. Have you ever had sex in the woods?Yes
13. Ever been mountain climbing?NO
14. If so, where?
15. Name the highest point you've been. This past summer at a Circuit party
16. What's the big national park in Maine?Acadia
17. What would you cook on a campfire for dinner? Burgers or Fish
18. Ever get stung by a jellyfish?YES
19. Have you ever had a near death experience while in nature?YES when I was syungby a jellyfish
20. Do you fly fish?HELL NO
21. Do you recycle?I Try
22. Do you mountain bike?NO
23. How much money would it take for you to eat wild mushrooms that grow on cow shit?Not enough Money in the workd...maybe 100,000,000
24. You've been lost in the forest for 5 days...what are you eating? Leaves..berries...My clothes
25. Ever been to the rainforest?No
26. Have you ever been snorkling?No
27. Do you scuba?No
28. What is coasteering?Riding Coaster?
29. What's your fave bathing suit look like?It's orange with pretty designs on it
30. What's the remedy for a jelly fish sting?Ammonia or Chlorine
31. What is kudzu?Isn't like a little flute that you play
32. Ever gone horse back riding?Yes
33. What beach(es) did you go to on family vacations?Cape Cod, Jersey Shore Hamptons..we went to Purto Rico once
34. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Jaques Cousteau, Steve Irwin, Jane Goodall
C:Jaques Cousteau
F:Steve Irwin
M:Jane Goodall
35. Do you have a compost pile?A what?
36. What kind of plant has 5 pointy leaves?marijuana
37. Ever been in a hurricane?No
38. Fave forest animal? A chimpanzee
39. Do you reuse plastic bags, or toss them? I toss, Rob Tries to re-use
40. Do you eat organic?Hell no it's like eating dirt
41. Are you a vegetarian?No
42. Name your state's official tree.I have no Idea
43. Freshwater or saltwater?Saltwater
44. If you had to pick lifeguard, ranger, or logger as a profession, which would you pick and why?Lifeguard..c'mon get paid to sit on the beach all day
45. Do you think you could be a contestant on Survivor?Yes
46. What about The Eco Challenge?What is that?
47. What are MRE's? More rare edibles?
48. Did you ever go on a trip in a motorhome? where?NO..I maybe be poorf, but I don't want to show everyone that I am
49. If a tree falls in the woods, is there a sound?Yes
50. Does a bear shit in the woods?Yes
1. Do you hike? Yes
2. Have you ever gone surfing? Where? Yes. Zuma, Huntington & Newport Beaches
3. Fave National Park? The ones with the big mountains: Glacier, Grand Tetons and the North Cascades in the U.S. & Glacier and Jasper in Canada.
4. Your designing the Forest Ranger uniforms...what do they look like? Like the football uniforms of the Oregon Ducks
5. Fave beach? Tuscadero State Beach. Or anywhere along the Napali Coast.
6. How do you scare off a grizzly bear? Blast the Backstreet Boys on the Boombox.
7. Most beautiful spot in the world? Any of those under No. 3 above. Or London, England.
8. Name the drill you're supposed to do when you're on fire. Scream loudly and run like hell.
9. Where is Yellowstone? Idaho, Montana & Wyoming. Let’s add that to No. 3 above as well.
10. Where are the White Mountains? No clue.
11. What tree has white bark? Birch.
12. Have you ever had sex in the woods? Yes.
13. Ever been mountain climbing? Beginners. Lake Louise, Banff National Park, Canada
14. If so, where? See No. 13.
15. Name the highest point you've been. Somewhere in the Colorado Rockies; probably in the mountains around Telluride, Colorado.
16. What's the big national park in Maine? No clue.
17. What would you cook on a campfire for dinner? Rainbow Trout.
18. Ever get stung by a jellyfish? Yes, hurts like hell.
19. Have you ever had a near death experience while in nature? Waders filled with water and started submerging me while fly fishing in the Gallatin River in Yellowstone.
20. Do you fly fish? Yes.
21. Do you recycle? No.
22. Do you mountain bike? No, but would like to.
23. How much money would it take for you to eat wild mushrooms that grow on cow shit? Have done it.
24. You've been lost in the forest for 5 days...what are you eating? Squirrels/Fish.
25. Ever been to the rainforest? Yes, the rainforests in Olympic National Park and rainforests in Hawaii.
26. Have you ever been snorkling? Yes, Napali Coast and Maui.
27. Do you scuba? No.
28. What is coasteering? Hand carving drink coasters from wood.
29. What's your fave bathing suit look like? On others, itsy bitsy polka dot string bikini.
30. What's the remedy for a jelly fish sting? Piss.
31. What is kudzu? A type of sushi from Guatemala.
32. Ever gone horse back riding? Yes. Nine Quarter Circle Ranch.
33. What beach(es) did you go to on family vacations? Laguna, La Jolla, Carmel, various Oregon State Beaches.
34. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Jaques Cousteau, Steve Irwin, Jane Goodall
C: Jaques Cousteau, Steve Irwin
F: Jane Goodall
M:
35. Do you have a compost pile? No.
36. What kind of plant has 5 pointy leaves? Billybottlewood Bushes.
37. Ever been in a hurricane? No.
38. Fave forest animal? Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep.
39. Do you reuse plastic bags, or toss them? Toss.
40. Do you eat organic? Yeah, right.
41. Are you a vegetarian? “ditto” no. 40.
42. Name your state's official tree. Redwood?
43. Freshwater or saltwater? Freshwater.
44. If you had to pick lifeguard, ranger, or logger as a profession, which would you pick and why? Ranger, get to hike around in cool places.
45. Do you think you could be a contestant on Survivor? Show bores me.
46. What about The Eco Challenge? No, I’m too lazy.
47. What are MRE's? Miniature rosin earrings.
48. Did you ever go on a trip in a motorhome? where? No.
49. If a tree falls in the woods, is there a sound? Yes.
50. Does a bear shit in the woods? Generally.
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