Nibblies

For the girl about town...it's couture!
I feel so much better about how fucked up I get. I thought I was bad...
Too bad we all don't live in London...
A letter to L. Ron....

Butt Dart

Ok. We weren't actually going to post this week. Bean has had a lot on his plate, being an important TV exec. and all. ME, um...well I'm just lazy. Feeling slightly juvenile (and maybe a little horny), I have decided to give you a little something for the road. For Christ sake-don't get it in my hair!

1. Do you shave your balls/manhood?
2. Have you ever used toys to enhance your sex life? If so, which one(s)?
3. Have you ever farted while having sex?
4. What's your fave position?
5. Age of the oldest person you have had sex with?
6. Age of the youngest person you have had sex with?
7. Ever use a strap on? Would you?
8. Is the person you are presently dating the best sex you've ever had?
9. Ever cheated on your partner?
10. What's more important: thickness, or length?
11. Preference: completely bare, waxed and groomed or Chewbacca?
12. Would you rather be a sex addict and poor, or impotent and rich?
13. How much money would it take for you to have sex with an animal, and what animal would it be?
14. Have you ever been with a complete stranger?
15. Have you ever been in a threesome?
16. Where's the most outrageous public place you'd had sex?
17. How many time a week do you get sex?
18. Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Heidi Fleiss, George Michael, Eric Benet
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19. Would you ever let someone cum in your face?
20. Have you ever had anyone pee or shit on you?
21. Have you ever been with someone who is not circumcised?
22. Do you tend to be (or be with) a 30 sec. guy, or a marathoner?
23. What celebrity would you most like to bang?
24. Do you enjoy giving head/going down on your partner?
25. Are you a member of the mile high club?

Cat Fancy

For those of us worried about getting into a bathing suit-don't believe everything you see..

Halloween is coming sooner than you think...

Never thought about unicorns like this...

Royale with cheese, please...

In case you go to prison and you need something to drink...

L. Ron Hubbard Way

We here at Prairie Oyster have decide to get creative with our 50. To break up the monotony, the editors have decided from time to time the 50 will have a specific theme. SO...
In honor of Tom's accension to the Operating Thetan IV level, Katie's conversion AND THEIR IMPENDING NUPTIALS, I give you the Scientology 50.
Free seminar* after you're done. Please meet your counselor at the Celebrity Centre to evaluate your score. You may be in need of some serious help.
*Brainwashing included.
[Note: Except for the obvious, these are all questions taken from the Official Scientology Personality Test]


1. Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations you later regret?
2. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries for pleasure?
3. Katie's lip marks...please discuss.
4. Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason?
5. Do you have a small circle of close friends, or a large group of acquaintances?
6. Who is your fave Scientologist?
7. Is your voice monotonous, rather than varied in pitch?
8. Are you often impulsive in your behavior?
9. What kind of impulsive behavior do you exhibit?
10. Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
11. Do you find yourself being extra active for periods lasting several days?
12. How do you keep yourself active for that time?
13. Do you often sing or whistle just for the fun of it?
14. Are you considered warm-hearted by your friends?
15. Chuck, Fuck, or Marry: John Travolta, Sonny Bono, or Tom Cruise?
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16. Is your life a constant struggle for survival?
17. Will you be seeing "The War of The Worlds"?
18. Do you enjoy telling people the latest scandal about your associates?
19. Can you show your emotions easily?
20. Would you admit you were wrong just to keep the peace?
21. Are there people in your life that are definately unfriendly to you and work against you?
22. Scientologist or Not: Juliette Lewis?
23. What does the L. stand for in L. Ron Hubbard?
24. Would you use corporal punishment on a child (aged 10) if it refused to obey you?
25. Can you "start the ball rollling" at a social gathering?
26. Do you take vitamins?
27. If so, what?
28. If you saw something in a store obviously priced incorrectly, would you try to get it for that price?
29. Do you often feel people are talking about you behind your back?
30. Guesstimate how much money one must pay to reach the level that Tom Cruise is at in the Church of Scientology.
31. Scientologist or Not: Giovanni Ribisi?
32. Have you a particular hate or fear?
33. If yes, what?
34. Would you buy on credit with the hope that you can keep up the payments?
35. Do you think we should spend more money on social security?
36. Do you think you have ever been in contact with an alien?
37. Do you keep tabs on things you have loaned your friends?
38. Are you so self assured that it sometimes annoys others?
39. Scientologist or Not: Leah Rimini?
40. Would you rather sit through a 6 hour Scientology seminar on clearing the mind, or pick up dead animals on the side of the road for 2 hours?
41. Do you bit your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?
42. Are you always collecting things that might be useful?
43. Do you tend to be jealous?
44. Are you a slow eater?
45. Do you feel you talk too much?
46. Would it take a definite effort on your part to consider suicide?
47. Scientologist or Not: William Shatner?
48. Do you sometimes wonder if anyone really cares about you?
49. Is your facial expressions varied rather than set?
50. Dou you consider yourself a spoilsport?

The Daily Dancer?

For the love of all things geek. My fave is "Pump Up The Jam". I wonder if he's available for parites?

Freaky Friday 50, version 8.0

What a week! Le Bean was here!!! He visited the West Coast and much hilarity ensued. Lots of fun, lots of hungover mornings....The highlight? Going to Disneyland, of course.
We were able to collaborate IN PERSON on the 50, so this is a special treat. Please enjoy.
For the love of G-d (or Keifer in my case), PLEASE RESPOND IN THE CORRECT SECTIONS. I WILL START POSTING THE NAMES OF THE OFFENDERS....and you attention whores certainly don't want that.
Enjoy your weekend!!

1. Bacon or Sausage?
2. Do you prefer real maple syrup, or the Aunt Jemima type?
3. How do you like your eggs cooked?
4. Pancakes or French Toast?
5. What ethnic foods give you the runs the most?
6. Do you shower in the AM or PM?
7. Would you rather live your life as a vegetable (a la Terri Schiavo), or have someone pull the plug?
8. Do you believe in coincidence?
9. Do you believe there is just one person that is your true love?
10. Favorite card game?
11. Uggs: Love em, or hate em?
12. What's your fave hotel?
13. Do you cry at weddings?
14. Do you play the lottery?
15. Scratch games, or pick your numbers?
16. Fave karaoke song?
17. Fave college moment?
18. Fave song from childhood?
19. Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?
20. Have you ever stolen anything?
21. What did you steal?
22. Has anyone, other than your Mom, slapped you across the face?
23. Would you run a marathon?
24. Chuck, Fuck or Marry? Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy
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25. Would you rather no ears or no hands?
26. Would you rather no eybrows or no eyelashes?
27. What was/is your lowest moment?
28. Do you pop your zits?
29. Fave song to sing in the shower?
30. Would you let someone share your toothbrush with you?
31. Why is invisible deodorant not invisible?
32. What one indulgence do you allow for personal upkeep?
33. What Rock n Roller would you want to be?
34. Broken foot or broken arm?
35. What is your wedding song?
36. What blue collar job would you do? (must pick one)
37. what white collar job would you do?
38. How do you order your coffee?
39. Would you rather a snake bite or scorpion bite?
40. Have you ever been in a hot air balloon?
41. Fave Vegas casino/hotel?
42. What's your porn star name?
43. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
44. Have you ever ridden a donkey?
45. Fave cartoon movie?
46. How often do you shave?
47. Who is Brooke Ellison?
48. Have you ever been to see a magic show?
49. Can you hula hoop?
50. Can you roll/curl your tongue?

Corky Would Approve

As many of you know, I am slightly obsessed with all things 'tard. I am still working on the 'Tard Film Festival, so stay tuned. Until then, please enjoy these....
I think this one is my favorite.
And yes-I am probably going to hell...